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bjork

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Re: Κομπιουτερίστικα!!

« Reply #105 on: September 18, 2008, 01:25:47 am »

http://www.kailashnadh.name/docs/geek_jokes/

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Re: Κομπιουτερίστικα!!

« Reply #106 on: September 18, 2008, 13:08:51 pm »

Unix, DOS and Windows...the good, the bad and the ugly

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Τέλειο bjork.. Cheesy


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« Reply #107 on: September 18, 2008, 13:18:09 pm »

File not found. Should I fake it? (Y/N)

Μια φορά το είχα προσπαθήσει... Roll Eyes


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It's impossible to kiss your own elbow.

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Re: Κομπιουτερίστικα!!

« Reply #108 on: September 18, 2008, 13:36:00 pm »

Egw mia fora to eixa kanei, se ena paixnidi sta win kai eixe doulepsei.

Eleipe ena dll, k apla to dhmiourghsa kai doulepse.... Cheesy


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Re: Κομπιουτερίστικα!!

« Reply #109 on: September 18, 2008, 15:39:58 pm »

When someone says "I want a programming language in which I need only say what I wish done," give him a lollipop

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« Reply #110 on: September 19, 2008, 01:46:56 am »

και συνεχίζεται... ετοιμαστείτε!! Suspicious

Q: How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?

A: None. It's a hardware problem.

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A cop pulls over Dr. Heisenburg and says, "Sir, do you know how fast you were going?"

Dr. Heisenburg responds, "NO, but I know EXACTLY where I am"

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Did you hear about the Coder that got stuck in his shower for a week?

The instructions on his shampoo said: Lather, rinse, repeat.

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A logician tells a collegue his wife just had a baby.

- Is it a boy or a girl?

- Yes.

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These two strings walk into a bar and sit down. The bartender says, "So what'll it be?"

The first string says, "I think I'll have a beer quag fulk boorg jdk^CjfdLk jk3s d#f67howe%^U r89nvy~~owmc63^Dz x.xvcu"

"Please excuse my friend," the second string says, "He isn't null-terminated."

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There was a programmer named Gus
Who spent all his nights in a fuss.
As he lay in his bed
All that went through his head
Was (while !asleep()) sheep++;


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Re: Κομπιουτερίστικα!!

« Reply #111 on: September 19, 2008, 03:10:26 am »

Shakespeare has given us the age-old question, "To be or not to be?"

Computer science has given us the answer: "FF".

0x2B | ~0x2B == 0xFF


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Re: Κομπιουτερίστικα!!

« Reply #112 on: September 19, 2008, 13:06:24 pm »

Quote from: bjork on September 19, 2008, 01:46:56 am

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Did you hear about the Coder that got stuck in his shower for a week?

The instructions on his shampoo said: Lather, rinse, repeat.

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A logician tells a collegue his wife just had a baby.

- Is it a boy or a girl?

- Yes.

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Re: Κομπιουτερίστικα!!

« Reply #113 on: September 19, 2008, 14:09:00 pm »


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Brain the size of a planet and I'm studying THMMY... You call that job satisfaction? Cause I don't.

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Re: Κομπιουτερίστικα!!

« Reply #114 on: September 19, 2008, 14:53:21 pm »

Quote from: Social_waste on September 19, 2008, 03:10:26 am

Shakespeare has given us the age-old question, "To be or not to be?"

Computer science has given us the answer: "FF".

0x2B | ~0x2B == 0xFF

Kamenoooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!
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Re: Κομπιουτερίστικα!!

« Reply #115 on: September 19, 2008, 19:09:00 pm »

Quote from: Social_waste on September 19, 2008, 03:10:26 am

Shakespeare has given us the age-old question, "To be or not to be?"

Computer science has given us the answer: "FF".

0x2B | ~0x2B == 0xFF

Δεν το κατάλαβα. Sad

Είμαι σε καλό δρόμο; Tongue


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class Windows extends Throwable implements Failure

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« Reply #116 on: September 19, 2008, 19:14:09 pm »


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μην κατέβεις τα σκαλιά.
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να νικήσεις τον καιρό.

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Re: Κομπιουτερίστικα!!

« Reply #118 on: September 22, 2008, 06:55:10 am »

Quote from: γνωστός μελισσοκόμος on September 19, 2008, 19:14:09 pm

FlipFlop!!!

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μην σκεφτεσαι πολυπλοκα(τα ψηφιακα μας φαγανε)

2B=του μπι (αντερσταντ??) Tongue


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Re: Κομπιουτερίστικα!!

« Reply #119 on: September 22, 2008, 10:30:30 am »

Quote from: Γιώργος on September 19, 2008, 19:09:00 pm

Quote from: Social_waste on September 19, 2008, 03:10:26 am

Shakespeare has given us the age-old question, "To be or not to be?"

Computer science has given us the answer: "FF".

0x2B | ~0x2B == 0xFF

Δεν το κατάλαβα. Sad

Είμαι σε καλό δρόμο; Tongue

Den eisai arketa kamenos. Einai to OR metaksu twn 16dikwn

0 x 2B kai ~ 0 x 2B . O deuteros einai o sumplhrvmatikos tou prwtou. Profanws, an kaneis thn praksh, afou o enas eiani sumplhrwmatikos tou allou o 16dikos pou 8a prokupseis 8a einai ola monades, dhladh sto 16diko

0 x FF


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