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Grecs

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« Reply #285 on: January 08, 2012, 18:23:12 pm »

Υπαρχει και ο δοκουζιανης αρα 100


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« Reply #286 on: January 08, 2012, 18:24:47 pm »

Quote from: Grecs on January 08, 2012, 18:23:12 pm

Υπαρχει και ο δοκουζιανης αρα 100

δε διαφωνω +01 Wink


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« Reply #287 on: January 08, 2012, 18:31:08 pm »

Άρα 101?


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Η βραζιλιανικη μουσικη ειναι αντικαταστατικη γιατι χορευεται σε παραλιες
οι παραλιες εχουν αμμο
που αποτελειται απο πυριτιο
που προερχεται απο την λεξη πυρ
εκ'του οποιου αναγενναται ο φοινικας
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Αντ'αυτου το καταστατικο απαγορευει καθε φασιστικη οργανωση!!!!!

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« Reply #288 on: January 08, 2012, 18:42:44 pm »

καλα τα λεει ο Grecs 100

το δικο μου ειναι το απλο +1 απλα βαριεμαι να γραφω latex με δεικτη για δυαδικο Cheesy


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« Reply #289 on: January 08, 2012, 18:45:07 pm »


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« Reply #290 on: January 08, 2012, 18:51:47 pm »

τρολλ.με??

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« Reply #291 on: June 05, 2012, 17:04:52 pm »

-Why is the object refused entry into the club?
-Because it's members only.

Bugs come in through open Windows.

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« Reply #292 on: June 05, 2012, 17:49:39 pm »

Κι έλεγα πότε θα μπει το κορίτσι να μας φτιάξει. ΜΠΓΙΟΡΚ για πρόεδρας λέμε.


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« Reply #293 on: June 06, 2012, 15:16:03 pm »

Ευχαριστώ Γιώργο, ορίστε μερικά ακόμα

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« Reply #294 on: August 20, 2012, 00:42:45 am »

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Have you heard about the new Cray? It's so fast, it requires TWO halt instructions to stop it!

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« Reply #295 on: August 20, 2012, 00:56:21 am »

Η version που βρήκα στο net :

A group of computer science majors were listening to a lecture about Java programming at a university. After the lecture one of the men leaned over and grabbed a women's breast.

Woman: "Hey! Thats private OK!?"

The man hesitated for a second looking confused.

Man: "But I thought we were in the same class?"

Και μια διασκευή για τους ψαγμένους :

A group of computer science majors were listening to a lecture about Java programming at a university. After the lecture one of the men leaned over and grabbed a women's breast.

Woman: "Hey! Thats private OK!?"

Man ( troll ): "Reflection baby ..."


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Re: Κομπιουτερίστικα!!

« Reply #296 on: August 20, 2012, 01:21:47 am »

κι ένα bonus

A TCP packet walks in to a bar and says “I want a beer”, barman says “You want a beer?” and TCP packet says “Yes, a beer”.


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Re: Κομπιουτερίστικα!!

« Reply #297 on: August 20, 2012, 01:42:43 am »

Quote from: bjork on August 20, 2012, 01:21:47 am

κι ένα bonus

A TCP packet walks in to a bar and says “I want a beer”, barman says “You want a beer?” and TCP packet says “Yes, a beer”.

Nice one!


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Re: Κομπιουτερίστικα!!

« Reply #298 on: August 20, 2012, 10:29:10 am »

There is a band called 1023MB. They haven't had any gigs yet.


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