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Χαχαχαχαχαχαχαχαχαχαχαχαχαχαχα!

[bjork]

Did you hear about the man who cooled himself to absolute zero? He's 0K

A noble gas walks into a bar. The bartender says "we don't serve your type here". The noble gas does not react.

Two neutrinos walk through a bar...

A statistician walks into your average bar. The bartender says "we don't serve your type here". The statistician says "you're just mean".

“C++ : Where friends have access to your private members.” (Gavin Russell Baker)

Bad command or file name! Go stand in the corner.

BREAKFAST.COM Halted...Cereal Port Not Responding.

Q: How many Object Oriented programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None, they send it a message, and it changes itself.

You know it's love when you memorize her IP number to skip DNS overhead.

[christinette]

You know it's love when you memorize her IP number to skip DNS overhead.

  

[BOBoMASTORAS]

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[Eru lluvatar]

burn baby burn 

[christinette]

You know it's your soul mate when you memorize her IPv6 number to skip DNS overhead.

 

ελα μη λετε τετοια... ακομη δεν εχει ερθει ουτε του αγιου βαλεντινου και θα σκεφτομαι ροζ συννεφακια...

[4Dcube]

A group of Polish tourists is flying on a small airplane through the Grand Canyon on a sightseeing tour. The tour guide announces: "On the right of the airplane, you can see the famous Bright Angle Falls." The tourists leap out of their seats and crowd to the windows on the right side. This causes a dynamic imbalance, and the plane violently rolls to the side and crashes into the canyon wall. All aboard are lost. The moral to this episode is: always keep the poles off the right side of the plane.

omg τώρα το είδα

[Γιώργος]

Did you hear about the man who cooled himself to absolute zero? He's 0K

A noble gas walks into a bar. The bartender says "we don't serve your type here". The noble gas does not react.

Two neutrinos walk through a bar...

A statistician walks into your average bar. The bartender says "we don't serve your type here". The statistician says "you're just mean".

“C++ : Where friends have access to your private members.” (Gavin Russell Baker)

Bad command or file name! Go stand in the corner.

BREAKFAST.COM Halted...Cereal Port Not Responding.

Q: How many Object Oriented programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None, they send it a message, and it changes itself.

You know it's love when you memorize her IP number to skip DNS overhead.

Μου 'λειψαν τα posts της.

PURE epicness.

[BOBoMASTORAS]

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[ΚΗΜΜΥ]

καπσιμοοοοο

[Issle]

A group of 4 Microsoft .NET programmers and a group of 4 Java programmers are going on a train to an expo. The MS programmers buy a ticket each, and then watch the Java programmers proceed to buy one ticket between them.

The MS programmers are intrigued and when they get on the train, they watch the Java programmers to see what they do when the guard comes to check the tickets. It turns out that, before the guard comes, they all cram into the toilet. The guard knocks on the door, and asks for the ticket. The guard takes it from under the door, and slides it back.

The MS programmers are all impressed, so on the way back, they buy only one ticket. Only to watch the Java folks get on the train without buying a ticket at all.

When they get on the train, the MS people cram into the toilet, as they saw the Java folks on the earlier journey. The Java programmers then knock on the door, and say "Ticket please". The MS programmers slide the ticket under the door, as they saw the Java programmers do earlier.

"Thank you", they say. "You steal our methods, but you don't understand them."

[Issle]

Two ints and a float are in a bar. They spot an attractive double on her own.

The first int walks up to her. “Hey, baby”, he says, “my VM or yours”. She slaps him and he walks back dejected.

The second int walks over. “Hey, cute-stuff, can I lick your Bean?”. After a quick slapping, he too walks back.

The float then ambles over Ο λογαριασμός έχει παραβιαστεί, μην ανοίξετε το link.. “Were those two primitive types bothering you?”, he remarks.

“Yes. I’m so glad you’re here”, she says. “They just had no Class!”

[dim]

“I was going to buy an e-reader but I think I'll wait until you can get ones that do the whole alphabet.”

[princess_of_the_dawn]

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