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[arashi]

“7F and FF meet. FF asks 7F, “Are you ill?”
7F replies, “No, just feeling a bit off.”

ειναι πολλα λεβελ στα μικρο 1 λεμε 

[bjork]

Q- Who was the first computer technician?
A- Eve. She had an Apple in one hand and a Wang in the other.

Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant and a banana?
A: Elephant-banana-sine-theta in a direction perpendicular to both the elephant and the banana according to the right-hand rule.

Q: What do you get when you cross an mountain climber and a banana.
A: You can't. A mountain climber is a scalar.

Q: What's a polar bear?
A: A rectangular bear after a coordinate transform.

Q: How many voters does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None, voters can't change anything.

Q: What do computer engineers use for birth control?
A: Their personalities

One Apple per day
keeps the users away.

College will teach you the strengths of different types of wood. College will teach you how to hold a hammer. College will teach you how to pound a nail. College will teach you how to nail two pieces of wood together. Your first boss out of college will be asking you to pour concrete.

[Verminoz]

Q- Who was the first computer technician?
A- Eve. She had an Apple in one hand and a Wang in the other.

Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant and a banana?
A: Elephant-banana-sine-theta in a direction perpendicular to both the elephant and the banana according to the right-hand rule.

Q: What do you get when you cross an mountain climber and a banana.
A: You can't. A mountain climber is a scalar.

Q: What's a polar bear?
A: A rectangular bear after a coordinate transform.

Q: How many voters does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None, voters can't change anything.

Q: What do computer engineers use for birth control?
A: Their personalities

One Apple per day
keeps the users away.

College will teach you the strengths of different types of wood. College will teach you how to hold a hammer. College will teach you how to pound a nail. College will teach you how to nail two pieces of wood together. Your first boss out of college will be asking you to pour concrete.

[bjork]

Top Ten Things You Shouldn't Say At A Consulting Interview

10. I'm a T-shirt and jeans kind of person.

9. Do you pay overtime?

8. I hate flying.

7. I'm useless without ten hours of sleep a night.

6. There are lies, damn lies, and statistics.

5. Do you cover rental cars for collision?

4. Stanford taught me that working in teams is great for slackers.

3. I think three letter acronyms are for people too stupid to remember whole phrases.

2. Two words: family first.

1. Call it what you want, it still means firing people.


Software Engineering Glossary of Computer Product Terminology

NEW: Different colors from previous version.

ALL NEW: Software is not compatible with previous version.

UNMATCHED: Almost as good as the competition.

ADVANCED DESIGN: Upper management doesn't understand it.

NO MAINTENANCE: Impossible to fix.

BREAKTHROUGH: It finally booted on the first try.

DESIGN SIMPLICITY: Developed on a shoe-string budget.

UPGRADED: Did not work the first time.

UPGRADED AND IMPROVED: Did not work the second time.


The Beatles Updated "Yesterday"

Yesterday,
All those backups seemed a waste of pay.
Now my database has gone away.
Oh I believe in yesterday.

Suddenly,
There's not half the files there used to be,
And there's a milestone hanging over me
The system crashed so suddenly.

I pushed something wrong
What it was I could not say.

Now all my data's gone
and I long for yesterday-ay-ay-ay.

Yesterday,
The need for back-ups seemed so far away.
I knew my data was all here to stay,
Now I believe in yesterday.

[bjork]

You know it's love when you memorize her IP number to skip DNS overhead.

On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the escape button.

We are sorry, but the number you have dialed is imaginary. Please rotate your phone 90 degrees and try again

My name is Baud......James Baud.

Bugs come in through open Windows.

C isn't that hard: void (*(*f[])())() defines f as an array of unspecified size, of pointers to functions that return pointers to functions that return void

A typical Yahoo! inbox : Inbox(0), Junk(9855210)

Black holes are where God divided by zero.

A printer consists of three main parts: the case, the jammed paper tray and the blinking red light.

[SolidSNK]

http://memegenerator.net/instance/7710105

[4Dcube]

o engineering prof τα σπάει
είμαστε ανέκδοτο ρε γμτ

http://memegenerator.net/instance/7710105

boy is like
w00t





ps

so true
grrrr

[λήθη]

Two tables are sitting in a bar and in comes a query: "May I join you?"

[Turambar]

Ζευγαράκι κάνει sex στο σπίτι.Kάποια στιγμή και ενώ πλησιάζει ο άνδρας στον οργασμό,κοκκαλώνει σαν άγαλμα.Τον κοιτάει η γυναίκα απορημένη και τον ρωτάει εμφανώς νευριασμένη:-Mα τι κάνεις; Έπαθες τίποτα; Kαι απαντάει αυτός χαμογελώντας:-Μη στεναχωριέσαι αγάπη μου.Είναι ένα καινούργιο κόλπο που είδα στο youporn.Λέγεται buffering..

[ΚΗΜΜΥ]

Ζευγαράκι κάνει sex στο σπίτι.Kάποια στιγμή και ενώ πλησιάζει ο άνδρας στον οργασμό,κοκκαλώνει σαν άγαλμα.Τον κοιτάει η γυναίκα απορημένη και τον ρωτάει εμφανώς νευριασμένη:-Mα τι κάνεις; Έπαθες τίποτα; Kαι απαντάει αυτός χαμογελώντας:-Μη στεναχωριέσαι αγάπη μου.Είναι ένα καινούργιο κόλπο που είδα στο youporn.Λέγεται buffering..

 

[Turambar]

[Γιώργος]

A group of Polish tourists is flying on a small airplane through the Grand Canyon on a sightseeing tour. The tour guide announces: "On the right of the airplane, you can see the famous Bright Angle Falls." The tourists leap out of their seats and crowd to the windows on the right side. This causes a dynamic imbalance, and the plane violently rolls to the side and crashes into the canyon wall. All aboard are lost. The moral to this episode is: always keep the poles off the right side of the plane.

[nasia!!]

Μας τσουρούφλισες Γιώργο! 

[Nessa NetMonster]

Πώς ξεχωρίζεις τον ανάρχα πληροφορικάριο;

Όταν οι άλλοι ανάρχες πάνε για πέσιμο και φωνάζουν ΝΤΟΥ!!! αυτός συμπληρώνει WHILE!!!...

[christinette]

Πώς ξεχωρίζεις τον ανάρχα πληροφορικάριο;

Όταν οι άλλοι ανάρχες πάνε για πέσιμο και φωνάζουν ΝΤΟΥ!!! αυτός συμπληρώνει WHILE!!!...