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[bjork]

πώς κάνει η κβαντική πάπια?

κουάρκ κουάρκ

[OtiNaNAi]

[Αιμιλία η φτερωτή χελώνα]

 

[Tempus Fugit]

πώς κάνει η κβαντική πάπια?

κουάρκ κουάρκ

my eyeball started to bleed.

[bjork]

ξεκινάμε μ' ένα μουσικό:

A musician arrived at the pearly gates.

"What did you do when you were alive?" asked St. Peter.

"I was the principal trombone player of the London Symphony Orchestra"

"Excellent! We have a vacancy in our celestial symphony orchestra for a trombonist. Why don't you turn up at the next rehearsal."

So, when the time for the next rehearsal arrived our friend turned up with his heavenly trombone. As he took his seat God moved, in a mysterious way, to the podium and tapped his batton to bring the players to attention. Our friend turned to the angelic second trombonist and whispered, "So, what's God like as a conductor?"

"Oh, he's O.K. most of the time, but occasionally he thinks he's von Karajan."

και πάμε στους μηχανικούς!

If I could be your integral, I'd be indefinite, so I can be the area under ALL your curves.

You're like a nonpolar covalent bond. Get it? You're not attractive.

How many first year engineering students does it take to change a light bulb?
None. That's a second year subject.

How many second year engineering students does it take to change a light bulb?
One, but the rest of the class copies the report.

How many third year engineering students does it take to change a light bulb?
"Will this question be in the final examination?"

How many civil engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One to do it and one to steady the chandelier.

How many electrical engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
None. They simply redefine darkness as the industry standard.

How many computer engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
"Why bother? The socket will be obsolete in six months anyway."

How many mechanical engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
Five. One to decide which way the bulb ought to turn, one to calculate the force required, one to design a tool with which to turn the bulb, one to design a comfortable - but functional - hand grip, and one to use all this equipment.

How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years.

[ΚΗΜΜΥ]

 

[sakaflias7]

lol)(

[SolidSNK]

εε... penis:ilovEu1234#!  ?

ACCESS DENIED

[bjork]

είναι στα αγγλικά γιατί κάποια βασίζονται σε λέξεις 

Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn’t much, but the reception was excellent.

An SQL statement walks into a bar and sees two tables. It approaches, and asks “may I join you?”

"Unix Airlines: You walk out to the runway and they give you a box of tools and some airplane parts. The passengers form into groups and start building twelve different planes."

Professor: What is the integral of dcabin over cabin?
Student: Log cabin .... ha ha
Professor: No, its a house boat! You forgot to add the C

Q- Who was the first computer technician?

A- Eve. She had an Apple in one hand and a Wang in the other.


What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? cat dog sin theta

[SolidSNK]

Γαμάτα!

Αλλά ειδικά αυτό με το cabin ήταν

[Γιώργος]

Professor: What is the integral of dcabin over cabin?
Student: Log cabin .... ha ha
Professor: No, its a house boat! You forgot to add the C

ΟΟΟΟΟΟΟΟΟΟΧΙΙΙΙΙΙΙΙΙΙΙΙΙΙΙ κάηκαααααα!!!!

[Turambar]

http://www.getacoder.com/projects/programming_c_87390.html

[Wanderer]

http://www.getacoder.com/projects/programming_c_87390.html

Όχι ρε φίλε!!

[OtiNaNAi]

[Burlitsa]

Q: Why did the Comp. Engineer get X-mas and Halloween mixed up?
A: Because Oct(31) == Dec(25)!
!!Some groaned, some laughed, but only a geek could understand it!!