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[bjork]

Συνεχίζουμε ακάθεκτα!!!!!!!!

There are 10 types of people in the world - those who know binary and those who have friends


Q: How many IBM Processors does it take to execute a job?
A: Four. Three to hold it down, and one to rip it's head off.


Failure is not an option. It comes bundled with your Microsoft product.


Why is it that programmers always confuse Halloween with Christmas?
Because 31 OCT = 25 DEC.


Q: Let's say only you and dead people can read hex. If you teach your buddy how to read hex also, what do you all have in common?
A: You are all deaf.


Ascii stupid question, get a stupid Ansi!


κι ένα μαθηματικό μπόνους:

One night, there're sin, tan and cos together around a campfire, while e^x is all by himself. When someone asks him why he isn't wit the other, e^x says: "I tried to integrate myself, but nothing ever happens."

 

[SolidSNK]

Q: Let's say only you and dead people can read hex. If you teach your buddy how to read hex also, what do you all have in common?
A: You are all deaf.

οοοοοο ouch ouch κάηκα !

[Guybrush]

Q: Let's say only you and dead people can read hex. If you teach your buddy how to read hex also, what do you all have in common?
A: You are all deaf.

οοοοοο ouch ouch κάηκα !

it took me some time, but 

[bakeneko]

One night, there're sin, tan and cos together around a campfire, while e^x is all by himself. When someone asks him why he isn't wit the other, e^x says: "I tried to integrate myself, but nothing ever happens."

L0oooo0ol!!!!

[Γιώργος]

One night, there're sin, tan and cos together around a campfire, while e^x is all by himself. When someone asks him why he isn't wit the other, e^x says: "I tried to integrate myself, but nothing ever happens."

 

Are you a differentiable function? Because I'd like to be tangent to your curves!

[(Stalin)^2]

One night, there're sin, tan and cos together around a campfire, while e^x is all by himself. When someone asks him why he isn't wit the other, e^x says: "I tried to integrate myself, but nothing ever happens."

 

Are you a differentiable function? Because I'd like to be tangent to your curves!

Δεν πιστεύω να πιάσει σε γκόμενα αυτό, αλλά σε μένα θα πιανε..!

[Turambar]

Να το ξέρουμε...

[bjork]

There was once a COBOL programmer in the mid to late 1990s. For the sake of this story, we'll call him Goovoo. After years of being taken for granted and treated as a technological dinosaur by all the UNIX programmers and Client/Server programmers and website developers, Goovoo was finally getting some respect. He'd become a private consultant specializing in Year 2000 conversions. He was working short-term assignments for prestige companies, travelling all over the world on different assignments, and making more money than he'd ever dreamed of. He was working 70 and 80 and even 90 hour weeks, but it was worth it. Soon he could retire.

Several years of this relentless, mind-numbing work had taken its toll on Goovoo. He had problems sleeping and began having anxiety dreams about the Year 2000. It had reached a point where even the thought of the year 2000 made him nearly violent. He must have suffered some sort of breakdown, because all he could think about was how he could avoid the year 2000 and all that came with it.

Goovoo decided to contact a company that specialised in cryogenics. He made a deal to have himself frozen until March 15th, 2000. This was a very expensive process and totally automated. He was thrilled. The next thing he would know is he'd wake up in the year 2000; after the New Year celebrations and computer debacles; after the leap day. Nothing else to worry about except getting on with his life.

He was put into his cryogenic receptacle, the technicians set the revive date, he was given injections to slow his heartbeat to a bare minimum, and that was that.

The next thing that Goovoo saw was an enormous and very modern room filled with excited people. They were all shouting "I can't believe it!" and "It's a miracle" and "He's alive!". There were cameras (unlike any he'd ever seen) and equipment that looked like it came out of a science fiction movie.

Someone who was obviously a spokesperson for the group stepped forward.

Goovoo couldn't contain his enthusiasm. "It is over?" he asked. "Is 2000 already here? Are all the millennial parties and promotions and crises all over and done with?"

The spokesman explained that 2000 had gone, but that there had been a problem with the programming of the timer on Goovoo's cryogenic receptacle -- it hadn't been year 2000 compliant, and it was now March 15th of 2099, not 2000. But the spokesman told Goovoo that he shouldn't get excited as someone important wanted to speak to him.

Suddenly a wall-sized projection screen displayed the image of a man that looked very much like Bill Gates. This man was Prime Minister of Earth.

He told Goovoo not to be upset. That this was a wonderful time to be alive. That there was world peace and no more starvation. That the space program had been reinstated and there were colonies on the moon and on Mars. That technology had advanced to such a degree that everyone had virtual reality interfaces which allowed them to contact anyone else on the planet, or to watch any entertainment, or to hear any music recorded anywhere.

"That sounds terrific," said Goovoo. "But I don't understand, why is everybody so interested in me?"

"Well," said the Prime Minister. "2100 is just around the corner, and it says in your files that you know COBOL".

[vasso]

χαριτωμένη ιστορία

[pthomaid]

Q: How many IBM CPUs does it take to perform a logical right shift?

A: 33. One to hold the bits and 32 to push the register.

[Γιώργος]

Συζήτηση μεταξύ 2 κομπιουτεράδων:

-Τι έφαγες σήμερα;
-Κοτόπουλο στο φούρνο. Εσύ;
-Κοτόπουλο στη CPU.

[bjork]

A programmer is walking down the road one day, and, seeing a frong on the side of the road, bends down to look at it. Suddenly, it pipes up and talks to him!

"I may look like a frog now, but I'm really a princess - if you kiss me, I'll turn back into my real self!"

The programmer smiles, picks up the frog, puts it in his (pocket protected) shirt pocket and goes on to the lab.

When he gets to the lab, he puts the frog down to get some work done, and she opens her mouth to speak:

"I tell you, I'm a beautiful princess! If you kiss me, I'll turn back, and I'll do anything you want!"

The programmer says, "Well, I don't have time for a girlfriend, but a talking frog is cool!"

[mendelita]

OMG! 

[Aurelius]

xaxaxa