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Translating men's and women's english
« on: March 06, 2006, 01:05:17 am »

 Translating women's english

    Yes = No

    No = Yes

    Maybe = No

    We need = I want

    I 'm sorry = You 'll be sorry

    We need to talk = I need to complain

    Sure... go ahead = I don't want you to

    Is my butt fat? = Tell me I 'm beautiful

    Do what you want = You 'll pay for this later...

    I 'm not upset = Of course I 'm upset, you moron!

    Are you listening to me?? = Too late, you 're dead...

    You have to learn to communicate = Just agree with me

    Be romantic, turn out the lights = I have flabby thighs

    You 're so... manly = You need a shave and you sweat a lot

    Do you love me? = I 'm going to ask for something expensive

    It 's your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now...

    You 're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about??

    I 'll be ready in a minute = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on TV

    How much do you love me? = I did something today that you're really not going to like



 Translating men's english

    I 'm hungry = I 'm hungry

    I 'm sleepy = I 'm sleepy

    I 'm tired = I 'm tired

    Nice dress! = Nice cleavage!

    I love you = Let 's have sex now

    I 'm bored = Do you want to have sex?

    What 's wrong? = I guess sex tonight is out of the question...

    I love you, too = Okay, I said it...we 'd better have sex now!

    May I have this dance? = I 'd eventually like to have sex with you

    Can I call you sometime? = I 'd eventually like to have sex with you

    Do you want to go to a movie? = I 'd eventually like to have sex with you

    Can I take you out to dinner? = I 'd eventually like to have sex with you

    Will you marry me? = I want to make it illegal for other people to have sex with you

    You look tense, let me give you a massage = I want to have sex with you in the next ten minutes

    Let 's talk = I am trying to impress you by showing that I am a deep person and maybe then you 'd like to have sex with me
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Re: Translating men's and women's english
« Reply #1 on: March 06, 2006, 01:13:15 am »

Χαχαχαχα, θα το έκανα ποστ κι εγώ αυτό μελτέμι!! Με πρόλαβες! Ντοινκ!!! Cheesy Cheesy
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« Reply #2 on: March 06, 2006, 08:50:35 am »

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