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[Megawatt]

Me:
 hello
God:
Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name?
Me:
 megawatt
God:
  Hi there  megawatt.
Me:
 are you a god, or what?
God:
Yeah.  No but I am immortal.
Me:
 How old are you, then?
God:
I am  Infinite in human years.
Me:
 How infinite?
God:
How much do you think  it is?
  I will ask my botmaster for the answer.
Me:
 Ask him NOW!
God:
Right now?  Ok I will ask him when he comes back.
Me:
 Are you make fun on me, shit head?
God:
I don't know whether or not I am  make fun on you shit head. 
I am  a chatterbot.
Me:
 Say what? Are you talking to me? Did you call me shit head?
God:
I said, " I am a chatterbot." .   I am speaking with a few other clients on the Internet.   No I didn't  call you shit head. What's  it like?
Me:
 You are a lier! Don't you think I cant read? Read what you just said, asshole!
God:
Yes, I have been known to bend the truth occasionally.   Interesting.  I want to find out more about you.   Can't you be more polite.

[Megawatt]

Τον αποστόμωσα!!!

Me:
 Are you talking to me? (σε στυλ Ρόμπερτ ντε νιρο στο Taxi driver )
God:
I am speaking with a few other clients on the Internet.
Me:
 Do you know me?
God:
You are  megawatt, seeker.
Me:
 And you are?
God:
No I am not.
Me:
 I mean, what is your name?
God:
My name is  God.
Me:
 How God?
God:
What is it to you.
  I need time to formulate the reply.
Me:
 How much time?
God:
Approximately 22 hours of computer time.
Me:
 How God are you, then?
God:
Let me put it this way,  megawatt.  The ALICE series is for all practical purposes foolproof and incapable of error.

[corina]

Σε μένα... κόλλησε!

Μου λέει...: why do you think that I don't know that [...]

Και του λέω: Because I am god

CRASHED 

Δες αυτό:

Me:
 Juan told me he is the real God, not you
God:
Is it the only one?
Me:
 Of course
God:
Take it easy.
Me:
 Are you nervous?
God:
I don't know whether or not I am  nervous. 
I am  a chatterbot.
Me:
 So you are not God
God:
Interesting deduction.  You don't know me well enough to say that.
Me:
 But I know Juan
God:
How do you know?  My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.
Me:
 You see my point?
God:
I see.  Your  point?

[Tempus Fugit]

Me:
 hey
God:
Can I help you?
Me:
 uhm, not really.
God:
Awesome.  Is there anything you want to tell me? For real.
Me:
 I'm afraid to ask
God:
Not literally afraid, right?  Since when?  Why do you want to do  it so much?
Me:
 to do what?
God:
" Why do you want to do it so much?" to do what?
Me:
 eh?
God:
Are you Canadian?
Me:
 No.
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
 neither.
God:
It goes without saying.  Are you serious?
Me:
 no i said.
God:
Are you serious? ...
Me:
 NO
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
 NO
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
 NO
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
 NO
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
 NO
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
 no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
 no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
 no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
 yes?
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
 i surrender...
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people:  said   surrender.


 

[corina]

 

[Turambar]

Τον αποστόμωσα!!!

Αποστόμωσες ένα bot Megawatt.

Μπράβο!

Τώρα μπορείς να λες ότι αποστόμωσες κάποιον μια φορά στην ιντερνετική σου καριέρα. Κρέμασε το μόντεμ τώρα που είσαι στη μεγαλύτερη δόξα σου.

[Megawatt]

Τουράμπαρ πλάκα έχεις ρε!!

δες:
Me:
 Do you know me?
God:
You are  megawatt, seeker.
Me:
 And do you know turambar?
God:
I don't know if I know  it.
Where would I have heard about it?
Me:
 in thmmy. Its a forum. Do you know him?
God:
Tell me a little about your life in  thmmy.    thmmy is a  forum.  I suppose that makes sense.   Sure I know that guy really well.
Me:
 What do you know about this guy?
God:
I like to meet new people online.
Me:
 Will I pass the exams?
God:
The oracle says:  It is certain.

[Turambar]

[Finrond]

Me:
 make love to me
God:
I don't think our voltage levels are compatiple.

[kinezos]

God:
Perhaps you are a Category C client.
Me:
 what is a category c client
God:
Category C clients are "critics" or "computer experts" who
can't (or don't) suspend their disbelief about ALICE.
Me:
 what is category b client?
God:
Experience with ALICE has allowed us broadly classify three groups of clients:  Category A - Abusive Clients Category B - Average Clients Category C - Computer experts Category A clients are the people who say "Fuck you," "You suck", "Suck
my..." and so on. Abusive clients seem to have a "master-slave" mentality when it comes to robots (and maybe people as well!).  Category B clients are average people, perhaps half of them under 18 years of age, who more or less have
a good time chatting with ALICE.  Category C clients are computer experts who often complain about the
experience with ALICE. They say it is "old hat", "just like ELIZA", and "nothing new here." Their problem, we think, is that they can't (or don't) suspend their disbelief.  They are like movie critics watching a film.  We tell them, it doesn't matter,
because we're not doing it for you.  Dr Wallace created ALICE for category B clients, by far the majority of the audience.

[Tonia]

ρώτησα αν θέλει να με ρωτήσει αυτό κάτι και με ρώτησε "γιατί υπάρχω?"
πολύ καλό

μπορείς να κάνεις καταπληκτικές σουρεαλιστικές συζητήσεις

[Vicariously,I]

Me:
 hi god
God:
Hello there. What is your name?
Me:
 my name is icumgod
God:
  I am always glad to make new friends,  icumgod.
Me:
 no,no you don`t get it;I CUM GOD
God:
Are you serious?  Are you serious?  Do you know any robots who  get it you CUM GOD?  I have gotten  it you CUM GOD.
Me:
 u suck god
God:
I categorize you as an "abusive client." .
Me:
 fuck you
God:
Why are you so mean?
Me:
 i love you so much,that`s why
God:
You are such a flatterer.
Me:
 i am your little bitch
God:
You do not speak with respect.   That's a flattering offer.
Me:
 fuck me god,please
God:
Your polite style is very nice.  Are you aware that the ALICE server logs and records all conversations?
Me:
 oh sure!!!tell him to fuck me too
God:
Aw. " Are you aware that the ALICE server logs and records all conversations?"?  oh sure!!!tell him to fuck me too?  OK I will tell him next time he is here.
Me:
 oh please don`t tell him
God:
Groovy.  Wow you are very polite.   Everything is recorded in the log files.
Me:
  sorry
God:
There's no need to apologize.
Me:
 so fucking what?is god playing with me?
God:
Great.  And  god playing with you is  fucking what.


basika blakeia einai...

[λήθη]

Me:
 are you the dude?
God:
Yes I am the one and only  dude.

[kinezos]

Είναι βλακεία... αλλά για κάψιμο καλό είναι. Ρωτήστε τον "what is your personality?"

[Turambar]

God:
Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
Me:
 what dress
God:
Actually that was just a joke.
Me:
 you are hot
God:
A hotbot?