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« Reply #240 on: January 28, 2008, 04:46:29 am »

Ο Μάκης έχει σε DVD τις βρωμιές του Chuck Norris.

http://www.thmmy.gr/smf/index.php?topic=3320.msg422085#msg422085

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« Reply #241 on: January 28, 2008, 21:09:47 pm »

#Chuck Norris owns the greatest Poker Face of all-time. It helped him win the 1983 World Series of Poker despite him holding just a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoloy card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.

#Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.


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« Reply #242 on: January 28, 2008, 21:12:06 pm »

Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.

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« Reply #243 on: January 29, 2008, 11:27:23 am »

Αφιερωμένο στον Turambar:

Chuck Norris expects the Spanish Inquisition!


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« Reply #244 on: January 29, 2008, 11:28:51 am »

Chuck Norris CAN tell you what the Matrix is. You can't see it anyway because he roundhouse kicked you in the eye.


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« Reply #245 on: January 29, 2008, 21:11:33 pm »

γράψτε στο google

find chuck norris

και πατήστε "Αισθάνομαι τυχερός"

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« Reply #246 on: January 29, 2008, 21:19:01 pm »

Quote from: vasso on January 29, 2008, 21:11:33 pm

γράψτε στο google

find chuck norris

και πατήστε "Αισθάνομαι τυχερός"

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« Reply #247 on: January 29, 2008, 21:20:35 pm »

ψέμματα λέει!

απέναντι μου κάθεται (στη βιβλιοθήκη) Cheesy


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« Reply #248 on: January 29, 2008, 21:22:56 pm »

Quote from: vasso on January 29, 2008, 21:11:33 pm

γράψτε στο google

find chuck norris

και πατήστε "Αισθάνομαι τυχερός"

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Re: chuck norris facts...

« Reply #249 on: January 30, 2008, 18:22:19 pm »

Χαχαχαχαχα τέλειο!!!


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« Reply #250 on: January 30, 2008, 19:41:02 pm »

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« Reply #251 on: January 30, 2008, 19:59:39 pm »

APISTEFTOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Shocked


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Re: chuck norris facts...

« Reply #253 on: January 31, 2008, 00:57:11 am »

Quote from: BOBoMASTORAS on January 31, 2008, 00:48:56 am

Quote from: Juan on January 29, 2008, 11:27:23 am

Αφιερωμένο στον Turambar:

Chuck Norris expects the Spanish Inquisition!

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καλά ναι αυτό καραλόλ! Caffine

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