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[Jaegger]

 

[nasia!!]

Συζήτηση ενός μηχανολόγου με μια κοπελιά από αγγλική φιλολογία:

K:Πωωω,ρε γμτ,έχω να κάνω μια τεράστια εργασία στην γλωσσολογία και δεν ξέρω πότε θα μπορέσω να πάμε εκεί(κάπου τελοσπάντων)
Α:Αααα,και πότε το βλέπεις να τελειώνεις?Σε καμια βδομάδα δε παραδίδεις?
K:Του αγίου π&#$$%υ ανήμερα θα τελειώσω..(η κοπέλα γενικά είναι αθυρόστομη)
A:ΑΑΑ δηλαδή την μέρα του Αγίου Βαλεντίνου?


Μπορεί να μην φαίνεται καμμένο τώρα,αλλά την ώρα που συνέβη πήγα να πέσω κάτω από τα γέλια,ήταν τραγικός ο τρόπος που το ανέφερε το παιδί,τελειώς σοβαρά!

[Godhatesusall]

[Jaegger]

Συζήτηση ενός μηχανολόγου με μια κοπελιά από αγγλική φιλολογία:

K:Πωωω,ρε γμτ,έχω να κάνω μια τεράστια εργασία στην γλωσσολογία και δεν ξέρω πότε θα μπορέσω να πάμε εκεί(κάπου τελοσπάντων)
Α:Αααα,και πότε το βλέπεις να τελειώνεις?Σε καμια βδομάδα δε παραδίδεις?
K:Του αγίου π&#$$%υ ανήμερα θα τελειώσω..(η κοπέλα γενικά είναι αθυρόστομη)
A:ΑΑΑ δηλαδή την μέρα του Αγίου Βαλεντίνου?


Μπορεί να μην φαίνεται καμμένο τώρα,αλλά την ώρα που συνέβη πήγα να πέσω κάτω από τα γέλια,ήταν τραγικός ο τρόπος που το ανέφερε το παιδί,τελειώς σοβαρά!

[bakeneko]

Πως βγήκε η ονομασία ΕΠΟΠ:

Ήταν δυο φαντάρια και συναντιούνται στο δρόμο:
-Επ!
-Οπ!

[Masked_senses]

Γιατι οι ηλεκτρονικοί μπερδεύουν τα Χριστούγεννα με το Haloween??


-Γιατί 31 OCT = 25 DEC

[il capitano]

 

[Αιμιλία η φτερωτή χελώνα]

ΑΠΙΣΤΕΥΤΑ ΚΑΜΜΕΝΟ

[ripper_george]

- "Have you heard about the object-oriennted way to become wealthy?"
- "No..."
- "Inheritance."

The boy is smoking and leaving smoke rings into the air.
The girl gets irritated with the smoke and says to her lover: "Can't you see the warning written on the cigarettes packet, smoking is injurious to health!"

The boy replies back: "Darling, I am a programmer. We don't worry about warnings, we only worry about errors."


APL is a write-only language.

In C we had to code our own bugs. In C++ we can inherit them.

C gives you enough rope to hang yourself. C++ also gives you the tree object to tie it to.

With C you can shoot yourself in the leg. With C++ you can reuse the bullet.

A computer without COBOL and Fortran is like a piece of chocolate cake without ketchup and mustard.

PL/I is for programmers who can't decide whether to write in COBOL or Fortran.


Why all Pascal programmers ask to live in Atlantis?
Because it is below C level.

[ripper_george]

Programming Languages are Like Cars

Assembler: A formula I race car. Very fast but difficult to drive and maintain.
FORTRAN II: A Model T Ford. Once it was the king of the road.
FORTRAN IV: A Model A Ford.
FORTRAN 77: a six-cylinder Ford Fairlane with standard transmission and no seat belts.
COBOL: A delivery van. It's bulky and ugly but it does the work.
BASIC: A second-hand Rambler with a rebuilt engine and patched upholstery. Your dad bought it for you to learn to drive. You'll ditch it as soon as you can afford a new one.
PL/I: A Cadillac convertible with automatic transmission, a two-tone paint job, white-wall tires, chrome exhaust pipes, and fuzzy dice hanging in the windshield.
C++: A black Firebird, the all macho car. Comes with optional seatbelt (lint) and optional fuzz buster (escape to assembler).
ALGOL 60: An Austin Mini. Boy that's a small car.
ALGOL 68: An Aston Martin. An impressive car but not just anyone can drive it.
Pascal: A Volkswagon Beetle. It's small but sturdy. Was once popular with intellectual types.
LISP: An electric car. It's simple but slow. Seat belts are not available.
PROLOG/LUCID: Prototype concept cars.
FORTH: A go-cart.
LOGO: A kiddie's replica of a Rolls Royce. Comes with a real engine and a working horn.
APL: A double-decker bus. It takes rows and columns of passengers to the same place all at the same time but it drives only in reverse and is instrumented in Greek.
Ada: An army-green Mercedes-Benz staff car. Power steering, power brakes, and automatic transmission are standard. No other colors or options are available. If it's good enough for generals, it's good enough for you.
Java: All-terrain very slow vehicle.

[ripper_george]

There are three kinds of lies: Lies, damned lies, and benchmarks.


Software Development Cycle

   1. Programmer produces code he believes is bug-free.
   2. Product is tested. 20 bugs are found.
   3. Programmer fixes 10 of the bugs and explains to the testing department that the other 10 aren't really bugs.
   4. Testing department finds that five of the fixes didn't work and discovers 15 new bugs.
   5. Repeat three times steps 3 and 4.
   6. Due to marketing pressure and extremely premature product announcements based on overly-optimistic programming schedules, the product is released.
   7. Users find 137 new bugs.
   8. Original programmer, having cashed his royalty check, is nowhere to be found.
   9. Newly-assembled programming team fixes almost all of the 137 bugs, but introduce 456 new ones.
  10. Original programmer sends underpaid testing department a postcard from Fiji. Entire testing department quits.
  11. Company is bought in a hostile takeover by competitor using profits from their latest release, which had 783 bugs.
  12. New CEO is brought in by board of directors. He hires a programmer to redo program from scratch.
  13. Programmer produces code he believes is bug-free...



Unix is user friendly. It's just very particular about who it's friends are.


CIA - Computer Industry Acronyms

CD-ROM: Consumer Device, Rendered Obsolete in Months
PCMCIA: People Can't Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms
ISDN: It Still Does Nothing
SCSI: System Can't See It
MIPS: Meaningless Indication of Processor Speed
DOS: Defunct Operating System
WINDOWS: Will Install Needless Data On Whole System
OS/2: Obsolete Soon, Too
PnP: Plug and Pray
APPLE: Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing Entity
IBM: I Blame Microsoft
DEC: Do Expect Cuts
MICROSOFT: Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software Only Fools Teenagers
CA: Constant Acquisitions
COBOL: Completely Obsolete Business Oriented Language
LISP: Lots of Insipid and Stupid Parentheses
MACINTOSH: Most Applications Crash; If Not, The Operating System Hangs
AAAAA: American Association Against Acronym Abuse.
WYSIWYMGIYRRLAAGW: What You See Is What You Might Get If You're Really Really Lucky And All Goes Well.

[ripper_george]

Murphy's Laws of Computing

    *
      When computing, whatever happens, behave as though you meant it to happen.
    *
      When you get to the point where you really understand your computer, it's probably obsolete.
    *
      The first place to look for information is in the section of the manual where you least expect to find it.
    *
      When the going gets tough, upgrade.
    *
      For every action, there is an equal and opposite malfunction.
    *
      He who laughs last probably made a back-up.
    *
      A complex system that does not work is invariably found to have evolved from a simpler system that worked just fine.
    *
      The number one cause of computer problems is computer solutions.
    *
      A computer program will always do what you tell it to do, but rarely what you want to do.

[Jaegger]

Murphy's Laws of Computing

    *
      When computing, whatever happens, behave as though you meant it to happen.
    *
      When you get to the point where you really understand your computer, it's probably obsolete.
    *
      The first place to look for information is in the section of the manual where you least expect to find it.
    *
      When the going gets tough, upgrade.
    *
      For every action, there is an equal and opposite malfunction.
    *
      He who laughs last probably made a back-up.
    *
      A complex system that does not work is invariably found to have evolved from a simpler system that worked just fine.
    *
      The number one cause of computer problems is computer solutions.
    *
      A computer program will always do what you tell it to do, but rarely what you want to do.

[harris]

Πάει η Έρη στον μπαμπά της και του λέει:
- "Μπαμπά, θέλω λεφτά για να πάω να κανω καρτ."
Και ο μπαμπάς της αποκρίνεται:
- "Πάρε 5 ευρώ, ελπίζω να σου είναι αρκετά."
- "Τι; 5 ευρώ δώσε μου 10 σε παρακαλώ", απαντάει η Έρη!
Τέλος πάντων της έδωσε 10 ευρώ και πήγε στο καρτ, και σε μια στροφή έφυγε το αμάξι και έσπασε το πόδι της η Έρηηηη!!!
Ποιο είναι το ηθικό δίδαγμα;;
Κάλιο 5 και στο χέρι παρά 10 και καρτ Έρη!!