49 ways to annoy a metalhead

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[bakeneko]

1. Tell them every metal band worships the devil.
2. Ask if all black metal bands are trying to copy KISS or just most of
them.
3. Hide their joint under their library card.
4. Ask if they know of any other cool bands like Slipknot.
5. If they're listening to metal, tell them it sounds like some mainstream
band. Doesn't matter who.
6. Say it's all a ripoff of Iron Butterfly anyway.
7. Ask if they've given their souls to Jesus yet.
8. Vaguely imply that you're gay and would like their company for the
evening.
9. Record over their Cannibal Corpse albums with other Cannibal Corpse
albums and see if they ever notice the difference.
10. Refuse to accept their fake I.D.
11. Ask how much Dio got paid for his role as Stuart Little.
12. Use the phrase "cookie monster vocals" and act like it's the funniest,
most original thing you've ever come up with.
13. If they're listening to metal, tell them "These guys don't have talent.
Now (insert any mainstream band here), those guys have talent!"
14. Say "What is vinyl?"
15. Point out how homosexual Manowar is. If they agree, tell them the only
thing more homosexual is Black Sabbath with Dio.
16. Tell them it all sounds the same.
17. Admit that Cliff Burton was a dirty hippy who had already peaked
musically.
18. If they say they love 80s metal, ask them what ever happened to Poison.
19. Tell them you like underground music too, like (insert the newest
overhyped fashionable loud-ish band from the radio)
20. Point out that Tarja from Nightwish can't sing.
21. Insist that Emperor videos would be better if they used a dance troupe.
22. Ask if Mayhem is Marilyn Manson's band.
23. Divert their CD shipments to the local Jewish community center.
24. Write "God Loves You" on their Venom backpatch.
25. Point out that just about every genre of music has an underground with
bands who have integrity, so metal really isn't that unique.
26. Post under their nickname on a power metal board and say Ray Alder poo poos all over John Arch.
27. Take out the Iron Maiden disc and put in 50 Cent.
28. Give them a spiky pop-punk haircut while they sleep.
29. Pronounce "Celtic Frost" correctly.
30. If they're over 25, say that people can still rock even if they have an
unplanned child or two and drive a grocery getter. Then point and laugh.
31. Tell them you're not hiring and to try the other Cinnabon down the
street.
32. Sit quietly and applaud politely at a metal show.
33. Make them be sober for five whole seconds.
34. Ask if Randy Rhoads was on the same flight as John Denver.
35. Tell them Korn brought metal back to life in the 90s.
36. Turn the bass way up on their stereo.
37. Laugh at Slayer for stealing their name from the Buffy show.
38. Call Doro fat.
39. Call them on their horrible grammar and/or spelling.
40. Remind them that metal is partially derived from the blues. Then accuse
them of being wiggers.
41. Use the phrase "balls in a vice" at least three times when talking about
classic metal and/or power metal vocalists.
42. If it's a guy with long hair, address him as if he were female. Don't
correct yourself about it.
43. Be impressed with how much RoadRunner Records has improved over the past
ten years.
44. Say you love Metallica's debut, The Black Album.
45. Notice that Lemmy hasn't moved his left hand in 30 years of playing
bass.
46. Refer to metal as "that kill-your-father rape-your-mother stuff."
47. Ask them if their favorite band is so good, how come nobody has ever heard of them.
48. Pine for the good old days when Pour Some Sugar On Me was a big hit.
49. Tell them you used to be a metalhead, but grew out of it when you
started listening to more intellectual stuff like (insert any band at all
here)

[ikoufis]

Κανέναν τρόπο για να κάνεις annoy τον Rattlehead έχεις?

[SolidSNK]

50. Να τους/τον πεις "emo".

[fourier]

20. Point out that Tarja from Nightwish can't sing.

Αυτος δεν ειναι τροπος να "annoy" αλλα να φας ασχημο ξυλο και μαλιστα απολυτα δικαιολογημενο!
Νταξει ειπαμε δεν υπαρχουν ιερα και οσια, αλλα καποια πραγματα απλα δεν λεγονται 

Ασε που η Tarja δεν ειναι στους Nightwish εδω και πολυυυυυυυυυ καιρο - φαινεται προσφατο το κειμενο   

[fourier]

Α ναι και το κλασσικο:

51. "Κι εγω ακουω μεταλ, το αγαπημενο μου ειναι το φηαρ οφ δε νταρκ!"

[Papefth]

52. O καλυτερος κιθαριστας ειναι ο Smith o καλυτερος μπασιστας ο Harris o καλυτερος ντραμερ ο McBrain κτλ....

[Verminoz]

1. Tell them every metal band worships the devil.
4. Ask if they know of any other cool bands like Slipknot.
9. Record over their Cannibal Corpse albums with other Cannibal Corpse
albums and see if they ever notice the difference.
17. Admit that Cliff Burton was a dirty hippy who had already peaked
musically.
24. Write "God Loves You" on their Venom backpatch.
29. Pronounce "Celtic Frost" correctly.
35. Tell them Korn brought metal back to life in the 90s.
37. Laugh at Slayer for stealing their name from the Buffy show.
45. Notice that Lemmy hasn't moved his left hand in 30 years of playing
bass.

 

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