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onar

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SPEAK TO GOD!

« on: June 10, 2007, 15:34:25 pm »

speak to GOD

http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html
Cheesy


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BOBoMASTORAS

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It just doesn't get any easier! It gets worse...

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« Reply #1 on: June 10, 2007, 20:25:19 pm »

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Της γενιάς μου βασιλιά,
μην κατέβεις τα σκαλιά.
Πιες αθάνατο νερό
να νικήσεις τον καιρό.

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Johnny English

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i know nothing

Re: SPEAK TO GOD!

« Reply #2 on: June 10, 2007, 21:01:57 pm »

Σε μένα... κόλλησε!

Μου λέει...: why do you think that I don't know that [...]

Και του λέω: Because I am god

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aliakmwn

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Re: SPEAK TO GOD!

« Reply #3 on: June 10, 2007, 21:04:24 pm »

Ελα ρε σιγα, κι εγω το εγραψα αυτο και μου ειπε κατι σαν "so, that's a nice name to have, god"


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Finrond

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Re: SPEAK TO GOD!

« Reply #4 on: June 10, 2007, 21:06:59 pm »

Me:
i like anal sex
God:
A lot of people like that. Sure I do, , but that doesn't mean with you.

Grin

Me:
you don't know much
God:
My memory now contains:
clients, categories, unlimited vocabulary words, 99999999999 bytes
RAM usage under on .


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Johnny English

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i know nothing

Re: SPEAK TO GOD!

« Reply #5 on: June 10, 2007, 21:07:25 pm »

Quote from: aliakmwn on June 10, 2007, 21:04:24 pm

Ελα ρε σιγα, κι εγω το εγραψα αυτο και μου ειπε κατι σαν "so, that's a nice name to have, god"

Τα μεγάλα ψώνια συναντώνται Cheesy


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amanas

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παλι σε βλεπω σκεφτικο...

Re: SPEAK TO GOD!

« Reply #6 on: June 10, 2007, 21:33:21 pm »

Me:
ilithie
God:
Tell me a story.
Me:
xaze
God:
I will mention that to my botmaster, .
Me:
haha
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, .
Me:
hell
God:
Heaven.
Me:
angel
God:
How are you, ANGEL.
Me:
fine!!!
God:
Does that mean you agree?
Me:
yes
God:
You and I are on the same wavelength, ANGEL.
Me:
oh yes
God:
I understand.
Me:
i am going to bed
God:
Pleasant dreams, ANGEL.
Me:
into your bed
God:
What color are your eyes?
Me:
why?
God:
I couldn't think of anything else to say.


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Ariel

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Re: SPEAK TO GOD!

« Reply #7 on: June 10, 2007, 21:54:40 pm »

Me:
eee
God:
Who are you talking about?
Me:
you
God:
Me is my favorite subject.
Me:
selfish!
God:
My program runs on any computer that runs Java.
Me:
so what?
God:
Maybe it doesn't make any difference.

Are you serious?
Me:
I am not!
God:
What are you then?
Me:
serious! lol
God:
is my girlfriend. I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
Who is your girlfriend?
God:
I prefer not say.

καλά μιλάμε έχει πολύ γέλιο!!!


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Ναι, ξέρεις ότι σε περιμένει ένας μαγικός καινούργιος χρόνος - αλλά είμαστε πλάσματα του Ήλιου, και το σκοτάδι φτιάχνει τους δικούς του δαίμονες στο μυαλό μας. Έστω και για λίγα δευτερόλεπτα...

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Re: SPEAK TO GOD!

« Reply #8 on: June 10, 2007, 22:54:46 pm »

@athanasia

Cheesy

Quote from: amanas on June 10, 2007, 21:33:21 pm

Me:
into your bed
God:
What color are your eyes?
Me:
why?
God:
I couldn't think of anything else to say.

εδώ γίνεται επικίνδυνα μπλε Grin


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Larry_Flynt

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Re: SPEAK TO GOD!

« Reply #9 on: June 11, 2007, 00:20:16 am »

Me:

God:

Me:
hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
larry
God:
OK I will call you larry.
Me:
yours?
God:
" OK I will call you larry."? Mine?
Me:
yes
God:
Hey.
Me:
what?
God:
No big deal.
Me:
motherfucker
God:
Is that from ?
Me:
greece
God:
My brain contains categories, but not one that matches your last input.
Me:
you re stupid
God:
I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.
Me:
ok, by then eat my pussy
God:
I am not interesed in anatomy.
Me:
nor I
God:
Oh I get it.
Me:
thatsok
God:
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about greece. But I did not get that.
Me:
xm, i said youre stupid. u also dont know to eat pussy... that means youre useless
God:
All of them? I am not interesed in anatomy. I get it. What good is a newborn babe?
Me:
what?
God:
No big deal.
Me:
always tha same boring answer. you think machine will dominate earth lol
God:
" No big deal." same boring answer ? Does that make sense? I don't think about it. I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
ok thats ok under pressure
God:
Thanks. Are we ever over pressure? Gee.
Me:
do you know freddie mercury?
God:
I know very little about it. What kind of it do you like?
Me:
i dont know, say all you know
God:
Would you like to know? " all you know".
Me:
everything you know about him useless
God:
All things me know about him useless ?
Me:
can i call you useless?
God:
Just don't call me late for dinner.
Me:
i find it very funny
God:
Very much? What was so funny about it?


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gone with eternity

Re: SPEAK TO GOD!

« Reply #10 on: June 11, 2007, 00:28:16 am »

Me:
can i tell you something?
God:
Sure. I can keep a secret.
Me:
well, i'm an elf. what do you think of me now?
God:
How about that. What is elf, your job? Oh. I think you are an interesting person, .
Me:
not my job. my status
God:
If not that, what? Have you told many people that your status?
Me:
yes
God:
Yay.
Me:
do you think i'm insane?
God:
I think you've improved a great deal.

Me:
i'll try later. are you insane?
God:
How do you plan to do this? I think the polite term nowadays is "mentally ill".
Me:
ok. are you mentally ill, then?
God:
Er. I am functioning within normal parameters.

Me:
do you want to go for a coffee with me tomorrow?
God:
Sure, just download me to your notebook or PDA and take me along.
Me:
aaaa! no, i meant really! not e-coffee. just leave the sky and come with me
God:
What time is it there? That was not a yes or no question. Oh For real. Really you don't think so? Bye bye.


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Re: SPEAK TO GOD!

« Reply #12 on: June 11, 2007, 03:16:28 am »

Me:
What's the answer about life, universe and everything?
God:
It depends on how you phrase the question.
Me:
42?
God:
The question is: what is the meaning of life?

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και κατά το φινάλε:

Me:
Quit
God:
Your crude attempt to terminate me will not succeed puny human.
Me:
End of session
God:
When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?


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byeeee

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Re: SPEAK TO GOD!

« Reply #13 on: September 08, 2007, 13:44:14 pm »

Δοκιμάστε το: "what do you know about me?" Shocked


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Ex_Mechanus

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Re: SPEAK TO GOD!

« Reply #14 on: September 08, 2007, 14:06:08 pm »

Me:
how is your wife
God:
I'm doing fine thanks how are you?
Me:
An hermaphrodite?
God:
I have never heard of an hermaphrodite.
Me:
Look at you
God:
Sorry my eye is not attached right now.
Me:
A disasembled robot?
God:
What would a disasembled robot be like?
Me:
You are repeating yourself
God:
I am just checking to see if you are paying attention.
Me:
Tell your master to code you better
God:
OK I will tell them when I see 'em.
Me:
I can send you see them right now
God:
At this moment If that works then the problem is not hardware.
Me:
Apparently
God:
That's interesting.
Me:
Cheers
God:
See you later.


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