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[Γιώργος]

Στάνταρ Ηλεκτρολόγος!

[bjork]

και πάλι μαζί!!! 

What did Bill Gates wife say to him on their wedding night?No wonder you called the company Microsoft.

The Three Laws of Secure Computing1) Dont buy a computer.2) If you do buy a computer, dont plug it in.3) If you do plug it in, sell it and return to step 1.

Q: Whats another name for the "Intel Inside" sticker they put on Pentiums? A: The warning label.

What do computers eat when they get hungry? Chips.

You have just received the "Kentucky Virus"!!!As we aint got no programin experience, this here Virus works on the honor system.Please delete all the files on your hard drive, and manually forward this virus to everyone on your mailing list.Thanks for your cooperation.

Q: Complete the following word analogy: Add is to Subtract as Multiply is to: 1) Divide 2) ROUND 3) RANDOM 4) On a Pentium, all of the above A: Number 4.

[bjork]

Higher intellects seek lower forms of amusement.


Ecology is the study of who eats whom.


If Bill Gates had a penny for every time Windows crashed...

..oh wait, he does.


Any circuit element, under the appropriate conditions, will act as a fuse


There's no future in time travel.


Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from a well rigged demo.


Field theories, unite!


A neutron goes into a bar and asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender replies, "For you, no charge."


Why is my room a mess? Well, it's like this: The principle of entropy states that the universe moves toward disorder. Entropy can never be reversed. And who am I to violate the laws of physics?


Organic chemistry is the chemistry of carbon compounds. Biochemistry is the study of carbon compounds that crawl.
- Mike Adams

 

[Wade]

If Bill Gates had a penny for every time Windows crashed...

..oh wait, he does.

 

[bakeneko]

If Bill Gates had a penny for every time Windows crashed...
..oh wait, he does.

A neutron goes into a bar and asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"
The bartender replies, "For you, no charge."

Μπουαχαχά!

[SolidSNK]

Higher intellects seek lower forms of amusement.


Ecology is the study of who eats whom.


If Bill Gates had a penny for every time Windows crashed...

..oh wait, he does.


Any circuit element, under the appropriate conditions, will act as a fuse


There's no future in time travel.


Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from a well rigged demo.


Field theories, unite!


A neutron goes into a bar and asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender replies, "For you, no charge."


Why is my room a mess? Well, it's like this: The principle of entropy states that the universe moves toward disorder. Entropy can never be reversed. And who am I to violate the laws of physics?


Organic chemistry is the chemistry of carbon compounds. Biochemistry is the study of carbon compounds that crawl.
- Mike Adams

 

μα που τα βρίσκεις!

[bjork]

In Japan, they have replaced the impersonal and unhelpful Microsoft error messages with their own Japanese haiku poetry, each only 17 syllables, 5 syllables in the first line, 7 in the second, five in the third.

Your file was so big.
It might be very useful.
But now it is gone.

The Web site you seek
Can not be located but
Countless more exist.

Chaos reigns within.
Reflect, repent, and reboot.
Order shall return.

ABORTED effort:
Close all that you have worked on.
You ask far too much.

Windows NT crashed.
I am the Blue Screen of Death.
No one hears your screams.

Yesterday it worked.
Today it is not working.
Windows is like that.

First snow, then silence.
This thousand dollar screen dies
So beautifully.

With searching comes loss
And the presence of absence:
"My Novel" not found.

The Tao that is seen
Is not the true Tao--until
You bring fresh toner.

Stay the patient course.
Of little worth is your ire.
The network is down.

A crash reduces
Your expensive computer
To a simple stone.

Three things are certain:
Death, taxes, and lost data.
Guess which has occurred.

You step in the stream,
But the water has moved on.
This page is not here.

Out of memory.
We wish to hold the whole sky,
But we never will.

Having been erased,
The document you're seeking
Must now be retyped.

Serious error.
All shortcuts have disappeared.
Screen. Mind. Both are blank.

[mendelita]

Chaos reigns within.
Reflect, repent, and reboot.
Order shall return. 

Three things are certain:
Death, taxes, and lost data.
Guess which has occurred.

[bjork]

γλαφυρές περιγραφές

In his book titled "Quick C", Al Stevens gives us a quick rundown on the origin, purpose and usefulness of so many programming languages.

COBOL was designed so that managers could read code.
BASIC was designed for people who are not programmers.
FORTRAN is for scientists.
ADA comes from a committee - a government committee no less.
PILOT is for teachers.
PASCAL is for students.
LOGO is for children
APL is for martians.
FORTH, LISP and PROLOG are specialty languages.
C, however, is for programmers.

From Fortune Magazine;

An explanation of why digital communications is the way of the future. "...more of the square shaped digital signals can be transmitted over the same channel than analog signals, for the same reason reason that bricks, for example, can be fitted into a given space more compactly then watermelons."

[Γιώργος]

Αθάνατη μπγιορκ.

[bjork]

μείνετε συντονισμένοι! 

[bjork]

What did the proton say to the electron?
Stop being so negative.

101010 !!!!!!

This customer comes into the computer store. "Im looking for a mystery Adventure Game with lots of graphics. You know, something really challenging." "Well," replied the clerk, "Have you tried Windows 98?"

Q. What creature has the best aptitude for engineering ?A. The spider -- It has its own website.

Who sits on Cinderellas keyboard?Buttons.

Nerdiness = smart = education = job = $$ = house, cars, spouse = happiness.

So an engineering student was walking with his friend and pushing his new bike. The friend admired his new bike and asked where he got it. The first engineer said, "Well, this woman came up to me yesterday, threw the bike on the ground, threw her clothes on top of it, and said, 'Take whatever you want!' "
The second engineer said, "Well, you made a good choice. The clothes probably wouldn't have fit you anyway."

Some people say the glass is half full. Others say it is half empty.
Engineers say the glass is twice as large as it needs to be.

How many first year engineering students does it take to change a light bulb?
None. That's a second year subject.

How many second year engineering students does it take to change a light bulb?
One, but the rest of the class copies the report.

How many third year engineering students does it take to change a light bulb?
"Will this question be in the final examination?"

How many civil engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One to do it and one to steady the chandelier.

How many electrical engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
None. They simply redefine darkness as the industry standard.

How many computer engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
"Why bother? The socket will be obsolete in six months anyway."

Roses are #FF0000 , Violets are #0000FF

two cats are standing on the roof of a house. which one falls off first?
ans--> the one with the lower mew (mu)

"i wish i was sin(x)^2 and you were cos(x)^2 so we could be one"
"I wish I was DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes"
"Baby, you must be auxin cuz you're giving me rapid stem elongation"
"Baby, you turn my floopy disk into a hard drive"
"YouTube Myspace and I'll Google your Yahoo"

[CyberCaesar]

 

[OtiNaNAi]

"Baby, you turn my floopy disk into a hard drive"

 

[bjork]

Two strings walk into a bar.  The first one says, “Bartender! Bartender! I want a drink!”
The second one says, “Bartender! Bartender! I want a drink too! blaaaaaaaaah Eeeeeeeek yaaaaaaak oooooooh.”
The first one says, “Please excuse my friend.  He isn't null terminated.”

Four fonts walk into a bar. The bartender says "Hey - get out! We don't want your type in here."

Two bytes walk into a bar. The first byte turns to the second and says "I think I may have a parity error." The second byte turns to the first and says "yeah, you look a bit off."

Remember, only two industries refer to their customers as users.