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[Wade]

Μερικά chuck norris facts, απόσταγμα της καθημερινής εμπειρίας, και που ειπώθηκαν σε εποικοδομητικούς διαλόγους στη σχολή

Εμπνευσμένα από τη διάλεξη θεωρίας παιγνίων:
Ο Chuck Norris μπορεί να καθαρίσει ένα οποιοδήποτε γράφημα μόνος του.
Ο Chuck Norris νικάει πάντα όταν παίζει πρώτος στο Hexapawn.
Ο Chuck Norris μπορεί να νικήσει τον Pacman με ένα φαντασματάκι.

Λοιπά facts:
Ο Chuck Norris μπορεί να γράψει τον κώδικα του Matlab σε γλώσσα μηχανής.
Ο Chuck Norris μπορεί να κατεβάσει πλαίσιο ΔΑΠ που θα ψηφιστεί από την ΠΚΣ.
Η διαδρομή δεδομένων ελέγχεται από την control unit.  Η control unit ελέγχεται από τον Chuck Norris.
Ο Chuck Norris μπορεί να πάρει τομέα χωρίς να έχει περάσει 17 μαθήματα.

Αυτά για την ώρα

[MonteCristo]

[τρελό κάψιμο mode]

ο Chuck Norris ξέρει τι είναι το 11 στο ΤΜ₁₁
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[apostolos1986]

ε καλά ρε οχι μονο ο chucj norris!!
θα το δεις και με τον Γιούλτση στα μικροκύματα 1

[ikoufis]

χαχα,το ίδιο του έστειλα σε πμ.Μάλλον εννοούσε τον ΤΜ10

[chili_harry]

Chuck Norris' toilet paper..

[OtiNaNAi]

[τρελό κάψιμο mode]

ο Chuck Norris ξέρει ολες τις τιμες της erf(x)
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[Kargas]

o chuck afinei to biblio tou sthn biblio8iki sterontas mia 8esh apo enan pou 8elei na diavasei , feugei kai girna to bradi na to parei kai den tou leei kanenas tpt to GAIDOURI!

 

[sakaflias7]

o chuck afinei to biblio tou sthn biblio8iki sterontas mia 8esh apo enan pou 8elei na diavasei , feugei kai girna to bradi na to parei kai den tou leei kanenas tpt to GAIDOURI!

 

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[Greedy_Bastard]

There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.
Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.
Chuck Norris can eat just one Lay's potato chip.
Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoloy card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.
It takes 14 puppeteers to make Chuck Norris smile, but only 2 to make him destroy an orphanage.
Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.
Chuck Norris once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.
When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.
Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
Fear is not the only emotion Chuck Norris can smell. He can also detect hope, as in "I hope I don't get a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris."
The First rule of Chuck Norris is: you do not talk about Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris once ordered a steak in a restaurant. The steak did what it was told.
Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.
They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but there was a problem-- It wouldn't take shit from anybody.

[vasso]

Chuck Norris once ordered a steak in a restaurant. The steak did what it was told.

[Ex_Mechanus]

Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse-kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.

Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.

The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodge ball Chuck Norris played in second grade.

In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.

When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.

Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles?" contest. Chuck Norris won by 5.

Chuck Norris was the fourth wise man, who gave baby Jesus the gift of beard, which he carried with him until he died. The other three wise men were enraged by the preference that Jesus showed to Chuck's gift, and arranged to have him written out of the bible. All three died soon after of mysterious roundhouse-kick related injuries.

Chuck Norris sheds his skin twice a year.

Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.

When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.

Wilt Chamberlain claims to have slept with more than 20,000 women in his lifetime. Chuck Norris calls this "a slow Tuesday."

Contrary to popular belief, there is indeed enough Chuck Norris to go around.

For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one.

Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.

[bakeneko]

Οι κτύποι καρδιάς του Τσακ Νόρις μετρούνται σε ρίχτερ!

[Finrond]

[Verminoz]

Κανένας δε μπορεί να σκοτώσει τον Chuck Norris. Κι αυτόν τον Βικινγκ, ένα roundhouse και θα χει πεθάνει πριν καν ολοκληρωθεί...