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Re: chuck norris facts...

« Reply #60 on: December 31, 2006, 03:15:20 am »

ο Βόλτεμορτ δεν μπορεί να σκοτώσει τον Τσακ με την φονική κατάρα αφού ο Τσακ την επινόησε.


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« Reply #61 on: December 31, 2006, 03:19:35 am »

σωστο κι αυτο.


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« Reply #62 on: December 31, 2006, 04:59:56 am »

Quote from: vasso on December 31, 2006, 03:15:20 am

ο Βόλτεμορτ δεν μπορεί να σκοτώσει τον Τσακ με την φονική κατάρα αφού ο Τσακ την επινόησε.

Chuck Norris will terminate any part of Voldemort's soul, by roundhouses kicking them...


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Re: chuck norris facts...

« Reply #63 on: January 05, 2007, 18:02:26 pm »

Neo was the One.

However, Chuck Norris is Both, so he roundhouse kicked the One! Cheesy

The real world is a virtual world into Chuck Norris' pc so that he roundhouse kicks some spare time. Tongue


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« Reply #64 on: January 06, 2007, 16:11:36 pm »

Politics

Chuck Norris is a political conservative, often championing values shared by the Republican Party. Equally, Norris was named one of President George W. Bush's favorite actors, and was invited to his inaugural ball in 2001.

Since 1988, Norris has donated over $32,000 to Republican candidates and organizations .

In 2006, he began penning a column for the conservative blog WorldNetDaily, and in his columns has expressed his beliefs that, among other things, evolution doesn't exist , those who are troubled should turn to Christ and is quoted as saying "true patriots" don't stay clear of discussing religion and politics. In addition, Norris also speaks on behalf of organizations advocating prayer in public schools.

απο την wiki
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chuck_Norris


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« Reply #65 on: January 06, 2007, 16:17:43 pm »

Evolution doesn't exist. Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked her. Instead, people have grown from Chuck's dick hair.

It is not coincidence that Christ begins with Ch(uck). Christ was Chuck's first spiritual child. So that we turn to him for our prayers and Chuck has some spare time.


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« Reply #66 on: January 06, 2007, 16:18:58 pm »

Ο Tσακ απαντά περι Chuck Norris facts... Cheesy

I'm aware of the made up declarations about me that have recently begun to appear on the Internet and in emails as "Chuck Norris facts." I've seen some of them. Some are funny. Some are pretty far out. Being more a student of the Wild West than the wild world of the Internet, I'm not quite sure what to make of it. It's quite surprising. I do know that boys will be boys, and I neither take offense nor take these things too seriously. Who knows, maybe these made up one-liners will prompt young people to seek out the real facts as found in my recent autobiographical book, "Against All Odds?" They may even be interested enough to check out my novels set in the Old West, "The Justice Riders," released this month. I'm very proud of these literary efforts.

* Posted on Chuck Norris' website in 2005.


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« Reply #67 on: January 06, 2007, 16:21:34 pm »

Ωστε και οι φελλοι, ακομα, γραφουν βιβλια...μαλιστα


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« Reply #68 on: January 06, 2007, 16:42:51 pm »

Quote from: Finrond on January 06, 2007, 16:21:34 pm

Ωστε και οι φελλοι, ακομα, γραφουν βιβλια...μαλιστα

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Ο Chuck Norris.....

« Reply #69 on: June 18, 2007, 02:13:32 am »

δε χρειαζεται τους αλλους 299:


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« Reply #70 on: June 18, 2007, 02:21:17 am »

Κορυφαιο.


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