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Karaμazoβ

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« Reply #1020 on: February 16, 2008, 15:46:06 pm »

Αυτό που μας φέρνει πλέον ενάντια στο χριστιανισμό δεν είναι οι λογοι μας, αλλα το γούστο μας.

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« Reply #1021 on: February 16, 2008, 22:15:47 pm »

Quote from: gtpp on February 14, 2008, 03:16:39 am

Borat.

There is one singer called Shakira... sorry I laugh because in Kazakhstan this word means vagina. For example, 'Can I touch your shakira?' or 'I have seen your wife's shakira, it hangs like the mouth of a tired dog.
-- Introducing Gorillaz at the MTV EMAs.

"My mother, she never love me. (Stifled chuckle) She say she wish she was raped by someone else."
-- Talking to a couple of older southern guys.

Borat: Your dog is a loser... you are upset?
Dog Show Contestant: No, no. I don't get upset. Sometimes you win, sometimes you lose.
Borat: You will put him in a sack in the river?
-- At a dog Show.

"I say this because, I had a very bad Gypsie attack...they stole my wife, plow... and they touch my horse in a very bad way... he got very depressed."
-- Speaking to an estate agent about a house with a fence

"American wine is like Kazahkstani wine, but not made from fermented horse urine. "
-- Introducing Wine Tasting

"Very nice. How much?"
-- Addressing a woman in New York.

In Kazachstan we say uhh God, Man, Horse, Dog, then Woman, then Rat, then small kratzoolee.
- Talking about women rights.

"In my country we say to let a woman drive a car is like to let a monkey fly a plane, very dangerous yes."

Καλά ο Borat τα σπάει!!!

Επίσης ένα άλλο:

"Football in Kazakhstan we call when a man grows a foot onto his testicle..."


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Re: Ρήσεις

« Reply #1022 on: February 17, 2008, 13:57:17 pm »

There are two major products that come out of Berkeley: LSD and UNIX. We don't believe this to be a coincidence. -- Jeremy S. Anderson


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Re: Ρήσεις

« Reply #1023 on: February 17, 2008, 16:42:09 pm »

You know what you are,
what you're made of.
War is in your blood.

When you're pushed, killing's as easy as breathing.

John J. Rambo


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« Reply #1024 on: February 24, 2008, 06:02:38 am »

"Η πολιτική είναι η τέχνη του ευφικτού"
Γιαννης Ιωαννίδης
(υφυπουργός αθλητισμού)


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Re: Ρήσεις

« Reply #1025 on: February 24, 2008, 06:21:09 am »

ευφικτό είναι το "καλώς φικτό"?


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« Reply #1026 on: February 24, 2008, 06:22:33 am »

Quote from: vasso on February 24, 2008, 06:21:09 am

ευφικτό είναι το "καλώς φικτό"?

κακιούλες. Roll Eyes

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« Reply #1027 on: February 24, 2008, 06:34:43 am »

εφικτο ενταξει με φαγατε!! Grin

ουδεις ασφαλτος! Cheesy

Quote from: Tempus Fugit on February 24, 2008, 06:22:33 am

Quote from: vasso on February 24, 2008, 06:21:09 am

ευφικτό είναι το "καλώς φικτό"?

κακιούλες. Roll Eyes

"Οι γυναίκες είναι φαινόμενα. Και τα φαινόμενα απατούν."
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Αστην Τεμπους να τις βγαζει.
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Re: Ρήσεις

« Reply #1028 on: February 24, 2008, 17:06:16 pm »

Quote from: Tempus Fugit on February 24, 2008, 06:22:33 am

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Re: Ρήσεις

« Reply #1029 on: February 25, 2008, 20:04:28 pm »

"Pepole think that a football match is a life or death game. However, it is much more than this".


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« Reply #1030 on: February 25, 2008, 20:11:37 pm »

Quote from: Νούφαρο on February 24, 2008, 17:06:16 pm

Quote from: Tempus Fugit on February 24, 2008, 06:22:33 am

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Quote from: vag on February 25, 2008, 20:04:28 pm

"Pepole think that a football match is a life or death game. However, it is much more than this".

Ποιος το είπε αυτό vag? Ο Μπαγιεβιτς? 8)


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Re: Ρήσεις

« Reply #1031 on: February 25, 2008, 20:27:15 pm »

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"People think that a football match is a life or death game. However, it is much more than this".

Hmm εγώ θα το έκανα:
"People think that a football match is a life or death game. However, life or death is a football match.."

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Re: Ρήσεις

« Reply #1032 on: February 25, 2008, 21:19:29 pm »

There are many dying children out there whose last wish is to meet me.

- David Hasselhoff


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Re: Ρήσεις

« Reply #1033 on: February 25, 2008, 23:25:55 pm »

Quote from: Άντι ιστ κρίιγκ on February 25, 2008, 21:19:29 pm

There are many dying children out there whose last wish is to meet me.

- David Hasselhoff

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Re: Ρήσεις

« Reply #1034 on: February 26, 2008, 10:28:30 am »

"Microsoft gives you the windows,whereas linux the whole house"


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