The Melancholy Death of Oyster Boy

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[xristoforos_]

Mummy Boy



He wasn't soft and pink
witha fat little tummy;
he was hard and hollow,
a little boy mummy.

"Tell us, please, Doctor,
the reason or cause,
why our gundle of joy
is just a bundle of gauze."

"My diagnosis," he said
"for better or worse,
is that your son is the result
of an old pharoah's curse."

That night they talked
of their son's odd condition-
they called him "a reject
from an archaeological expidition."

They thought of some complex
scientific explanation,
but assumed it was simple
supernatural reincarnation.

With the other young tots
he only played twice,
an ancient game of vergin sacrifice.
(But the kids ran away, saying, "You aren't very nice.")



alone and rejected, Mummy Boy wept,
then went to the cabinet
where the snack food was kept.



He wiped his wet slockets with his mummified sleeves,
and sat down to a bowl of sugar-frosted tanna leaves.

One dark, gloomy day,
from out of the fog,
appeared a little white mummy dog.



For his newfound wrapped pet,
he did many things,
like building a dog house
à la Pryimid of kings.



It was late in day-
just before dark.
Mummy Boy took his dog
for a walk in the park.



The park was empty
except for a squirrel,
and a birthday party for a Mexican girl.



The boys and girls had all started to play,
but noticed that thing that looked like a papíer mâché.

"Look its a píñata,"
said one of the boys,
"Let's crack it wide open
and get the candy and toys."

They took a baseball bat
and whacked open his head.
Mummy Boy fell to the ground;
he finally was dead.

Inside of his head
were no candy or prizes,
jast a few stray bettles
of various sizes.

[xristoforos_]

Junk Girl



There once was a girl
who was made up of junk.
She looked really dirty,
and she smelled like a skunk.

She was always unhappy,
or in one of her slumps-perhaps 'cause she spent
so much time down in the dumps.

The only bright moment
was from a guy named Stan.
He was from the neighborhood
garbage man.



He loved her a lot
and made a marriage proposal,
but she already thrown herself
in the garbage disposal.

[xristoforos_]

Pin Cushion Queen



Life isn't easy
for the Pin Cushion Queen.
When she sits alone on her throne
Pins push through her spleen.

[xristoforos_]

Melonhead



There once was a morose melonhead,
who sat there all day
and wished he were dead.



But you should be careful
about the things that you wish.
Because the last thing he heard
was a deafening squish.

[xristoforos_]

Sue



To avoid a law suit,
we'll just call her Sue
(or "that girl who likes
to sniff lots of glue").



The reason I know
that this is the case
is when she blow her nose,



kleenex sticks to her face.

[xristoforos_]

Jimmy, the Hideous Penguin Boy



"My name is Jimmy,
but my friends just call me
'the hideous penguin boy.'"

[xristoforos_]

Char Boy



For Christmas, Char boy received his usual lumps of coal,
which made him very happy



For Christmas, Char Boy received a small present instead of
his usual lump of coal,
which confused him very much.



For Christmas Char Boy was mistaken for a dirty fireplace
and swept out into the street.

[xristoforos_]

Anchor Baby



There was a beautiful girl
who came from the sea.
And there was just one place
that she wanted to be.

With a man named Walker
who played in a band.
She would leave the ocean
and come onto the land.

He was the one that she wanted the most.
And she tried everything
to capture this ghost.

But throughout all their lives
they never connected.
She wandered the earth
alone and rejected

She tried looking happy
she tried looking tragic,
she tried astral projecting,
sex, and black magic.

Nothing could join them,
except maybe one thing,
just maybe...
something to anchor their spirits....
They had a baby.



But to give birth to a baby
they needed a crane.
the umbilical cord
was in the form of a chain.

I t was ugly and gloomy,
and as hard as a kettle.
It had no pink skin,
just heavy gray metal.

The baby that was meant to bring them together,
just shrouded them both
in a cloud of foul weather.

So Walker took off
to play with the band.
And from that day on,
he stayed mainly on land.



And she was alone
with her gray baby anchor,
who got so oppressive
that eventually sank her.

As she went to the bottom,
not fulfilling her wish,
it was her, and her baby ...
and a few scattered fish.

[xristoforos_]

Oyster Boy Steps Out



For Halloween,
Oyster Boy decided to go as a human.

[xristoforos_]

By Tim Burton

-The End-

[xristoforos_]

ixic_

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