Warning: If you are reading this then this warning is for you. Every word you read of this useless fine print is another second of your life. Don't you have other things to do? Or are you so impressed with authority that you give respect and credence to all that claim it? Do you read everything you're supposed to read? Do you think everything you're supposed to think? Get out of your apartment. Meet a member of the opposite sex. Quit your job. Start a fight. Prove you're alive. If you don't claim your humanity you will become a statistic. *You have been warned.*