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Title: Επιστήμη
Post by: Aristos on January 06, 2019, 00:58:07 am
Τοπικ για υψηλού επιπέδου επιστημονικές εργασίες

Να μία (παλιά) : https://www.crummy.com/writing/segfault.org/Bus.html (https://www.crummy.com/writing/segfault.org/Bus.html)


Title: Re: Επιστήμη
Post by: Goemon on January 06, 2019, 21:46:29 pm
Τοπικ για υψηλού επιπέδου επιστημονικές εργασίες

Να μία (παλιά) : https://www.crummy.com/writing/segfault.org/Bus.html (https://www.crummy.com/writing/segfault.org/Bus.html)

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D


Title: Re: Επιστήμη
Post by: Katarameno on January 07, 2019, 05:13:16 am
Έχει πολύ πράμα το site που βρήκες... έχει και σελίδα στο wikipedia https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Segfault_(website)
Παλιά όλες σχεδόν οι σελίδες ήταν έτσι, και φαινόταν εξ ορισμού σοβαρές, πάνω σε αυτό παίζουν φυσικά.
Άλλο ενδιαφέρον είναι πόσο καθαρός είναι ο κώδικας της σελίδας  ::), διαβάζεις άνετα το κείμενο και από το View Source  :D
Πχ :
https://www.crummy.com/writing/segfault.org/
view-source:https://www.crummy.com/writing/segfault.org/



Microsoft Supercomputer Discovers New Integer Between 5 and 6

Scientists at Microsoft's new MS-NeatStuff (tm) lab announced today that they have discovered a previously unknown integer, sitting about 2/3 of the way between the integers 5 and 6. The integer, named MS-glef(tm) by its discoverer, is claimed to revolutionize all branches of mathematics.

MS-glef was discovered by harnessing the power of the Internet. The number line between 0 and 9 was broken into over 17 quadrillion neutrino-sized pieces, and distributed to Microsoft web sites worldwide. Between November 5th and 11th, anyone accessing the internet using Microsoft browsers would unknowingly download some of these pieces, and their own computer would help in this search. The only noticeable effect was that the Internet seemed "really slow".

"This wasn't the first time we harnessed the Internet in this way", reported Dr. Simon Thorpe, head of the project. "We've had to do this for things like computing Mr. Gates' tax return and keeping track of our competitors. In fact, just about any time the Internet seems really slow, it's probably because we're doing some kind of weird massively parallel stuff. It's called our .NET initiative, and we hope people will think it's cool, but it's not like they can do anything about it anyway."

Mathematicians around the world are having a hard time accepting this new integer. "It's really kind of embarassing for them, to think that there was another number right under their noses all along", countered Dr. Thelma Janssen, of Microsoft University. "It will seem weird to teach kids to count ...4...5...MS-glef (tm)...6..., but with our new MS-Math (tm) books and MS-Calculators (tm), I'm sure we'll get through it."

The symbol for MS-glef (tm) looks something like a 'B' and 'G' combined with a '$', but cannot be printed yet until Microsoft licenses the new symbol to font packages throughout the world, scheduled for 4th quarter 2001.

http://people.cs.uchicago.edu/~dinoj/msglef.html


Title: Re: Επιστήμη
Post by: Aristos on March 27, 2019, 00:14:10 am
ξέρεις οτι έχεις πετύχει στη ζωή όταν δημοσιεύεις paper και βάζεις στα references αυτό το link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tDacjrSCeq4

και το paper http://parallel.princeton.edu/papers/ashes18-shahrad.pdf (http://parallel.princeton.edu/papers/ashes18-shahrad.pdf)


Title: Re: Επιστήμη
Post by: christina_ on March 27, 2019, 00:31:54 am
Το επικό paper:  http://www.scs.stanford.edu/~dm/home/papers/remove.pdf

και η ιστορία του:  https://www.vox.com/2014/11/21/7259207/scientific-paper-scam


Title: Re: Επιστήμη
Post by: Aristos on March 27, 2019, 01:05:26 am
και η ιστορία του:  https://www.vox.com/2014/11/21/7259207/scientific-paper-scam

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Correction: This article previously said the article was published by the journal. It was only accepted, because the author didn't want to pay $150.

για 150 ψωροδολάρια ο τύπος έχασε την ευκαιρία να γράψει ιστορία :(
κρίμα, γιατί το scatter plot άξιζε


Title: Re: Επιστήμη
Post by: Aristos on April 29, 2019, 16:05:29 pm
Bullshitters. Who Are They and What Do We Know about Their Lives?

Από το abstract :

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Bullshitters’  are  individuals  who  claim  knowledge  or  expertise  in  an  area  where  they  actually  have  little  experience  or  skill.  Despite  this  being  a  well-known  and  widespread  social phenomenon, relatively few large-scale empirical studies have been conducted into this  issue.  This  paper  attempts  to  fill  this  gap  in  the  literature  by  examining  teenagers’  propensity  to  claim  expertise  in  three  mathematics  constructs  that  do  not  really  exist.

http://ftp.iza.org/dp12282.pdf (http://ftp.iza.org/dp12282.pdf)


Title: Re: Επιστήμη
Post by: lady_of_winter on April 29, 2019, 17:06:29 pm
να ρωτησω πως τα βρισκεις αυτα? ::)


Title: Re: Επιστήμη
Post by: Kthulu on April 29, 2019, 17:08:19 pm
Bullshitters. Who Are They and What Do We Know about Their Lives?

Από το abstract :

http://ftp.iza.org/dp12282.pdf (http://ftp.iza.org/dp12282.pdf)

Ο μέσος ημμυτζης
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Title: Re: Επιστήμη
Post by: Aristos on April 29, 2019, 18:00:10 pm
@lady_of_winter

το συγκεκριμένο το είδα από arstechnica εδώ
https://arstechnica.com/science/2019/04/which-students-talk-the-most-bs-researchers-say-canadians/ (https://arstechnica.com/science/2019/04/which-students-talk-the-most-bs-researchers-say-canadians/)


Title: Re: Επιστήμη
Post by: trelonoobaki on April 29, 2019, 21:12:59 pm
Ο μέσος Tημμυτζης
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Title: Re: Επιστήμη
Post by: Αιμιλία η φτερωτή χελώνα on April 29, 2019, 22:17:31 pm
Kiki Kills: Identifying Dangerous Challenge Videos from Social Media :P
https://arxiv.org/abs/1812.00399


Title: Re: Επιστήμη
Post by: Aristos on February 08, 2020, 17:17:42 pm
Programming the Universe: The First Commandment of Software Engineering for all Varieties of Information Systems

https://arxiv.org/pdf/1609.07818.pdf (https://arxiv.org/pdf/1609.07818.pdf)

Από την εισαγωγή:
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To  state,  in  a concise and preciseway,  the fundamental laws (Das Gesetz) of a universal software  culture is the ultimate aim of this effort. This work treats the first of a series of commandments only; in due course of time, and incrementally, we will deliver a coherent set of commandments that can serve as basis for our profession, career and community.

Before getting into the real business of this work, maybe it is necessary to reinforce the notion that commandments need no justification at all; either you believe and follow them, or not. If you believe and obey, salvation through regeneration is guaranteed,in a future that may or may not exist. If you don’t, you have to be aware that the (high) cost of your disobedience will very likely be paid in this life.

Θέλει λίγη υπομονή μέχρι να φτάσει κανείς στα ωραία μέρη. Αξίζει όμως.


Title: Re: Επιστήμη
Post by: christina_ on March 16, 2020, 21:29:44 pm
Would Bohr be born if Bohm were born before Born?


https://aapt.scitation.org/doi/10.1119/1.2805241


Title: Re: Επιστήμη
Post by: Aristos on July 06, 2020, 12:14:05 pm
Projectile Trajectory of Penguin’s Faeces and Rectal Pressure Revisited (https://arxiv.org/pdf/2007.00926v1.pdf)

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We discuss a trajectory of penguins’ faeces after the powerful shooting due to their strong rectalpressure. Practically, it is important to see how far faeceses reach when penguins expel them fromhigher places. Such information is useful for keepers to avoid the direct hitting of faeceses

έχει και ωραία σχηματάκια


Title: Re: Επιστήμη
Post by: malappapas on July 06, 2020, 13:00:37 pm
https://ia802501.us.archive.org/7/items/pdfy-tG1MuMpwvrML6QD0/228831637-Optimal-Tip-to-Tip-Efficiency.pdf

Optimal-Tip-to-Tip-Efficiency: A probabilistic model is introduced for the problem of stimulating alarge  male  audience



Title: Re: Επιστήμη
Post by: Katarameno on July 06, 2020, 15:04:02 pm
Ψηθείτε να φτιάξετε ένα αληθοφανές paper για την διάδοση του SARS-Cov-2 μέσω ...πως να το πω εξευγενισμένα, εξαερώσεων και εκνεφώσεων που εκλύονται λόγω του πέρδεσται, υπάρχει κενό στις επιστημονικές μελέτες στο πεδίο αυτό της έρευνας, ποτέ δε ξέρεις, μπορεί να ψαρώσει κάποιο μέσο και να τη δημοσιεύσει.
Το Conclusion το έχω πάντως έτοιμο : Αν μυρίσατε την κλανιά ενός άγνωστου σε κάποιο κλειστό χώρο πχ ασανσέρ ή λεωφορείο του ΟΑΣΘ,, είναι ήδη αργά για να κάνετε κάτι (να πάρετε προφυλάξεις) αφού ήδη το αερόλυμα (aerosol / airborne transmission) που πιθανό να περιέχει δισεκατομμύρια ιούς SARS Cov 2 βρίσκεται στη μύτη σας. Καλή τύχη  :P
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