Title: I don't need sex, the school of engineers fucks me all the time. Post by: vasso on June 24, 2008, 10:33:16 am ...έτσι λέγεται ένα group στο facebook !
Επειδή είναι πολλοί οι μη facebookωμένοι εδώ, αλλά σίγουρα εκφράζονται από το γκρουπ, θέλω να πω ότι "ΜΗ ΝΙΩΘΕΤΕ ΑΣΧΗΜΑ! ΔΕΝ ΕΙΣΤΕ ΜΟΝΟΙ! " :P Οι λεπτομέρειες του ορίτζιναλ γκρουπ του φεισμπουκ: Basic Info Type: Student Groups - Academic Groups Description: INVITE ALL ENGINEERING MAJORS THAT YOU KNOW & SPREAD THE WORD!!!! You might be an engineer if: 1)You have no life - and you can PROVE it mathematically. 2)You enjoy pain. 3)You know vector calculus but you can't remember how to do long division. 4)You chuckle whenever anyone says "centrifugal force". 5)You've actually used every single function on your graphing calculator. 6)It is sunny and 70 degrees outside, and you are working on a computer. 7)You frequently whistle the theme song to "MacGyver". 8)You know how to integrate a chicken and can take the derivative of water. 9)You think in "math". 10)You've calculated that the World Series actually diverges. 11)You hesitate to look at something because you don't want to break down its wave function. 12)You have a pet named after a scientist. 13)You laugh at jokes about mathematicians. 14)The Humane society has you arrested because you actually performed the Schrodinger's Cat experiment. 15)You can translate English into Binary. 16)You can't remember what's behind the door in the engineering building which says "Exit". 17)You have to bring a jacket with you, in the middle of summer, because there's a wind-chill factor in the lab. 18)You are completely addicted to caffeine. 19)You avoid doing anything because you don't want to contribute to the eventual heat-death of the universe. 20)You consider ANY non-engineering course "easy". 21)When your professor asks you where your homework is, you claim to have accidentally determined its momentum so precisely, that according to Heisenberg it could be anywhere in the universe. 22)The "fun" center of your brain has deteriorated from lack of use. 23)You'll assume that a "horse" is a "sphere" in order to make the math easier. 24)The blinking 12:00 on someone's VCR draws you in like a tractor beam to fix it. 25)You bring a computer manual / technical journal as vacation reading. 26)The salesperson at Circuit City can't answer any of your questions. 27)You can't help eavesdropping in computer stores... and correcting the salesperson. 28)You're in line for the guillotine... it stops working properly... and you offer to fix it. 29)You go on the rides at Disneyland and sit backwards to see how they do the special effects. 30)You have any "Dilbert" comics displayed in your work area. 31)You have a habit of destroying things in order to see how they work. 32)You have never backed up your hard drive. 33)You haven't bought any new underwear or socks for yourself since you got married. 34)You spent more on your calculator than on your wedding ring. 35)You think that when people around you yawn, it's because they didn't get enough sleep. 36)You would rather get more dots per inch than miles per gallon 37)You've even calculated how much you make per second. 38)Your favorite James Bond character is "Q," the guy who makes the gadgets. 39)You understood more than five of these jokes. 40)You make a copy of this list, and post it on your door (or your home page !) http://www.gdargaud.net/Humor/Engineer.html#YMB The Top 10 Things Engineering School didn't teach: 10. There are at least 10 types of capacitors. 9. Theory tells you how a circuit works, not why it does not work. 8. Not everything works according to the specs in the databook. 7. Anything practical you learn will be obsolete before you use it, except the complex math, which you will never use. 6. Always try to fix the hardware with software. 5. Engineering is like having an 8 a.m. class and a late afternoon lab every day for the rest of your life. 4. Overtime pay? What overtime pay? 3. Managers, not engineers, rule the world. 2. If you like junk food, caffeine and all-nighters, go into software. 1. Dilbert is a documentary. http://www3.baylor.edu/asme/jokes.htm Top 14 reasons to date an engineer: 14. We are trained to do it right the first time 13. We are used to all nighters 12. We are always willing to experiment 11. We know how to decrease and increase friction 10. We know all about heat transfer 9. We do it with more torque 8. We can wire your circuits 7. Free body diagrams 6. Potential for smart children 5. Engineering couples have better moments 4. We know how to deal with stress and strain 3. We know it's not the length of the vector that counts, but how you apply the force 2. "Lubrication, Friction and Wear" is actually a class 1. The world DOES revolve around us....we pick the coordinate system ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D Title: Re: I don't need sex, the school of engineers fucks me all the time. Post by: Wade on June 24, 2008, 10:39:06 am ;D Αλλά το πιο ανησυχητικό είναι ότι πολλά από αυτά ισχύουν!
Title: Re: I don't need sex, the school of engineers fucks me all the time. Post by: bakeneko on June 24, 2008, 10:42:24 am ;D ;D ;D ;D Κάποια είναι πολύ πετυχημένα!!!
Quote 39)You understood more than five of these jokes. ;D ;D ;DTitle: Re: I don't need sex, the school of engineers fucks me all the time. Post by: Optima on June 24, 2008, 12:06:42 pm ;D ;D χαχαχα τελειο παιδια! τα καταλαβα σχεδον ολα, αλλα ειδικα εκεινο με τα date και το coordinate system , με σκότωσε κυριολεκτικά !! ;D ;D :D :D
Title: Re: I don't need sex, the school of engineers fucks me all the time. Post by: bjork on June 24, 2008, 12:48:20 pm Engineering Terminology
What is said - What it means A number of different approaches are being tried. - We don't know where we're going, but we're moving. An extensive report is being prepared on a fresh approach to the problem. - We just hired three guys... We'll let them kick it around for a while. Developed after years of intensive research. - It was discovered by accident Modifications are underway to correct certain minor difficulties. - We threw the whole thing out and are starting from scratch. Preliminary operational tests were inconclusive. - The darn thing blew up when we threw the switch. Test results were extremely gratifying. - It works, and boy are we surprised ! The design will be finalized in the next reporting period. - We haven't started this job yet, but we've got to say something. The entire concept is unworkable. - The only guy who understood the thing just quit. We need close project coordination. - We should have asked someone else. Alternate: Let's spread the responsibility for this. ^notworthy^ ^notworthy^ ^notworthy^ Title: Re: I don't need sex, the school of engineers fucks me all the time. Post by: Luminous on June 24, 2008, 12:51:14 pm 40)You make a copy of this list, and post it on your door (or your home page !) το εκανα ηδη Title: Re: I don't need sex, the school of engineers fucks me all the time. Post by: Wade on June 24, 2008, 13:06:50 pm 40)You make a copy of this list, and post it on your door (or your home page !) το εκανα ηδη Νομίζω κάτι έγινε λάθος στο quote :o Title: Re: I don't need sex, the school of engineers fucks me all the time. Post by: bakeneko on June 24, 2008, 13:08:56 pm Παραδέξου το, εσύ το είπες! :D
Title: Re: I don't need sex, the school of engineers fucks me all the time. Post by: Wade on June 24, 2008, 13:10:01 pm Καλά, το παραδέχομαι... Με πιάσατε :-[
Preliminary operational tests were inconclusive. - The darn thing blew up when we threw the switch. Test results were extremely gratifying. - It works, and boy are we surprised ! The design will be finalized in the next reporting period. - We haven't started this job yet, but we've got to say something. We need close project coordination. - We should have asked someone else. Alternate: Let's spread the responsibility for this. :D Title: Re: I don't need sex, the school of engineers fucks me all the time. Post by: OtiNaNAi on June 24, 2008, 13:34:05 pm υπαρχει και ενα αλλο γκρουπακι στο facebook που μας εκφραζει
λεγεται "I am an Electronic/Electrical Engineer, I do NOT fix TVs!" Title: Re: I don't need sex, the school of engineers fucks me all the time. Post by: pandora on June 24, 2008, 13:39:47 pm πρεπει να κανουμε group και το viedoclip "white and nerdy"
;D ;D ;D Title: Re: I don't need sex, the school of engineers fucks me all the time. Post by: Wade on June 24, 2008, 13:48:32 pm πρεπει να κανουμε group και το viedoclip "white and nerdy" ;D ;D ;D THMMY version του βίντεο κλιπ; Τρομερή ιδέα, μ' αρέσει :D Title: Re: I don't need sex, the school of engineers fucks me all the time. Post by: Ex_Mechanus on June 24, 2008, 14:04:29 pm Νice compilation you got there, stereotyping much?
Handpicked, τα καλύτερα για μένα (έως και με εκφράζουν ;D) 7)You frequently whistle the theme song to "MacGyver". 13)You laugh at jokes about mathematicians. 26)The salesperson at Circuit City can't answer any of your questions. 29)You go on the rides at Disneyland and sit backwards to see how they do the special effects. 31)You have a habit of destroying things in order to see how they work. 32)You have never backed up your hard drive. 39)You understood more than five of these jokes. 7. Anything practical you learn will be obsolete before you use it, except the complex math, which you will never use. 3. Managers, not engineers, rule the world. 14. We are trained to do it right the first time 12. We are always willing to experiment 11. We know how to decrease and increase friction 10. We know all about heat transfer 9. We do it with more torque 8. We can wire your circuits 4. We know how to deal with stress and strain 3. We know it's not the length of the vector that counts, but how you apply the force 1. The world DOES revolve around us....we pick the coordinate system Title: Re: I don't need sex, the school of engineers fucks me all the time. Post by: Verminoz on June 25, 2008, 09:15:15 am Θεϊκά!!!!!! ;D :D :D :D
Title: Re: I don't need sex, the school of engineers fucks me all the time. Post by: xenia on June 25, 2008, 12:57:44 pm 2)You enjoy pain.
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