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speak to GOD

http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html
:D :D

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Σε μένα... κόλλησε!

Μου λέει...: why do you think that I don't know that [...]

Και του λέω: Because I am god

CRASHED  ;D ;D ;D

Ελα ρε σιγα, κι εγω το εγραψα αυτο και μου ειπε κατι σαν "so, that's a nice name to have, god"

Me:
 i like anal sex
God:
A lot of people like that.   Sure I do, , but that doesn't mean with you.

;D



Me:
 you don't know much
God:
My memory now contains:
  clients,  categories,  unlimited vocabulary words,  99999999999 bytes
RAM usage under  on .

Τα μεγάλα ψώνια συναντώνται :D

Me:
 ilithie
God:
Tell me a story.
Me:
 xaze
God:
I will mention that to my botmaster, .
Me:
 haha
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, .
Me:
 hell
God:
Heaven.
Me:
 angel
God:
   How are you,  ANGEL.
Me:
 fine!!!
God:
Does that mean you agree?
Me:
 yes
God:
You and I are on the same wavelength,  ANGEL.
Me:
 oh yes
God:
I understand.
Me:
  i am going to bed
God:
Pleasant dreams,  ANGEL.
Me:
 into your bed
God:
What color are your eyes?
Me:
 why?
God:
I couldn't think of anything else to say.

Me:
 eee
God:
Who are you talking about?
Me:
 you
God:
Me is my favorite subject.
Me:
 selfish!
God:
  My program runs on any computer that runs Java.
Me:
 so what?
God:
Maybe it doesn't make any difference.



Are you serious?
Me:
 I am not!
God:
What are you then?
Me:
 serious! lol
God:
  is my girlfriend.   I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
 Who is your girlfriend?
God:
I prefer not say.

καλά μιλάμε έχει πολύ γέλιο!!!

@athanasia

 :D :D



εδώ γίνεται επικίνδυνα μπλε  ;D

Me:

God:

Me:
 hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
 larry
God:
  OK I will call you  larry.
Me:
 yours?
God:
" OK I will call you larry."? Mine?
Me:
 yes
God:
Hey.
Me:
 what?
God:
No big deal.
Me:
 motherfucker
God:
Is that from ?
Me:
 greece
God:
My brain contains  categories, but not one that matches your last input.
Me:
 you re stupid
God:
I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.
Me:
 ok, by then eat my pussy
God:
I am not interesed in anatomy.
Me:
 nor I
God:
Oh I get it.
Me:
 thatsok
God:
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about  greece.  But I did not get that.
Me:
 xm, i said youre stupid. u also dont know to eat pussy... that means youre useless
God:
All of them?   I am not interesed in anatomy.   I get it.  What good is a newborn babe?
Me:
 what?
God:
No big deal.
Me:
 always tha same boring answer. you think machine will dominate earth lol
God:
" No big deal."  same boring answer ?  Does that make sense?   I don't think about  it.  I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
 ok thats ok under pressure
God:
Thanks.  Are we ever over  pressure?  Gee.
Me:
 do you know freddie mercury?
God:
I know very little about  it. What kind of it do you like?
Me:
 i dont know, say all you know
God:
Would you like to know? " all you know".
Me:
 everything you know about him useless
God:
All things  me know about him useless ?
Me:
 can i call you useless?
God:
Just don't call me late for dinner.
Me:
 i find it very funny
God:
Very much?  What was so funny about it?

Me:
 can i tell you something?
God:
Sure.  I can keep a secret.
Me:
 well, i'm an elf. what do you think of me now?
God:
How about that.  What is  elf, your job?   Oh.  I think you are an interesting person, .
Me:
 not my job. my status
God:
If not that, what?   Have you told many people that your  status?
Me:
 yes
God:
Yay.
Me:
 do you think i'm insane?
God:
I think you've improved a great deal.

Me:
 i'll try later. are you insane?
God:
How do you plan to do this?   I think the polite term nowadays is "mentally ill".
Me:
 ok. are you mentally ill, then?
God:
Er.   I am functioning within normal parameters.


Me:
 do you want to go for a coffee with me tomorrow?
God:
Sure, just download me to your notebook or PDA and take me along.
Me:
 aaaa! no, i meant really! not e-coffee. just leave the sky and come with me
God:
What time is it there?    That was not a yes or no question.  Oh For real.   Really you don't think so?   Bye bye.

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Me:
 What's the answer about life, universe and everything?
God:
It depends on how you phrase the question.
Me:
 42?
God:
The question is: what is the meaning of life?


^notworthy^




και κατά το φινάλε:

Me:
 Quit
God:
Your crude attempt to terminate me will not succeed puny human.
Me:
 End of session
God:
When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?

Δοκιμάστε το: "what do you know about me?" :o

Me:
how is your wife
God:
I'm doing fine thanks how are you?
Me:
 An hermaphrodite?
God:
  I have never heard of an  hermaphrodite.
Me:
 Look at you
God:
Sorry my eye is not attached right now.
Me:
 A disasembled robot?
God:
What would a  disasembled robot be like?
Me:
 You are repeating yourself
God:
I am just checking to see if you are paying attention.
Me:
 Tell your master to code you better
God:
OK I will tell them when I see 'em.
Me:
 I can send you see them right now
God:
At this moment  If that works then the problem is not hardware.
Me:
 Apparently
God:
That's interesting.
Me:
 Cheers
God:
See you later.

Me:
 hello
God:
Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name?
Me:
 megawatt
God:
  Hi there  megawatt.
Me:
 are you a god, or what?
God:
Yeah.  No but I am immortal.
Me:
 How old are you, then?
God:
I am  Infinite in human years.
Me:
 How infinite?
God:
How much do you think  it is?
  I will ask my botmaster for the answer.
Me:
 Ask him NOW!
God:
Right now?  Ok I will ask him when he comes back.
Me:
 Are you make fun on me, shit head?
God:
I don't know whether or not I am  make fun on you shit head. 
I am  a chatterbot.
Me:
 Say what? Are you talking to me? Did you call me shit head?
God:
I said, " I am a chatterbot." .   I am speaking with a few other clients on the Internet.   No I didn't  call you shit head. What's  it like?
Me:
 You are a lier! Don't you think I cant read? Read what you just said, asshole!
God:
Yes, I have been known to bend the truth occasionally.   Interesting.  I want to find out more about you.   Can't you be more polite. ^notworthy^

Τον αποστόμωσα!!! ;D ;D ;D ;D

Me:
 Are you talking to me? (σε στυλ Ρόμπερτ ντε νιρο στο Taxi driver :D )
God:
I am speaking with a few other clients on the Internet.
Me:
 Do you know me?
God:
You are  megawatt, seeker.
Me:
 And you are?
God:
No I am not.
Me:
 I mean, what is your name?
God:
My name is  God.
Me:
 How God?
God:
What is it to you.
  I need time to formulate the reply.
Me:
 How much time?
God:
Approximately 22 hours of computer time.
Me:
 How God are you, then?
God:
Let me put it this way,  megawatt.  The ALICE series is for all practical purposes foolproof and incapable of error. :D

Δες αυτό:

Me:
 Juan told me he is the real God, not you
God:
Is it the only one?
Me:
 Of course
God:
Take it easy.
Me:
 Are you nervous?
God:
I don't know whether or not I am  nervous. 
I am  a chatterbot.
Me:
 So you are not God
God:
Interesting deduction.  You don't know me well enough to say that.
Me:
 But I know Juan
God:
How do you know?  My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.
Me:
 You see my point?
God:
I see.  Your  point?

Me:
 hey
God:
Can I help you?
Me:
 uhm, not really.
God:
Awesome.  Is there anything you want to tell me? For real.
Me:
 I'm afraid to ask
God:
Not literally afraid, right?  Since when?  Why do you want to do  it so much?
Me:
 to do what?
God:
" Why do you want to do it so much?" to do what?
Me:
 eh?
God:
Are you Canadian?
Me:
 No.
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
 neither.
God:
It goes without saying.  Are you serious?
Me:
 no i said.
God:
Are you serious? ...
Me:
 NO
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
 NO
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
 NO
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
 NO
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
 NO
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
 no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
 no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
 no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
 yes?
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
 i surrender...
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people:  said   surrender.


 ^mad^ ^mad^ ^mad^ ^mad^

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Αποστόμωσες ένα bot Megawatt.

Μπράβο!

Τώρα μπορείς να λες ότι αποστόμωσες κάποιον μια φορά στην ιντερνετική σου καριέρα. Κρέμασε το μόντεμ τώρα που είσαι στη μεγαλύτερη δόξα σου.

Τουράμπαρ πλάκα έχεις ρε!! :D :D

δες:
Me:
 Do you know me?
God:
You are  megawatt, seeker.
Me:
 And do you know turambar?
God:
I don't know if I know  it.
Where would I have heard about it?
Me:
 in thmmy. Its a forum. Do you know him?
God:
Tell me a little about your life in  thmmy.    thmmy is a  forum.  I suppose that makes sense.   Sure I know that guy really well.
Me:
 What do you know about this guy?
God:
I like to meet new people online.
Me:
 Will I pass the exams?
God:
The oracle says:  It is certain. ^notworthy^

:)

Me:
 make love to me
God:
I don't think our voltage levels are compatiple.

God:
Perhaps you are a Category C client.
Me:
 what is a category c client
God:
Category C clients are "critics" or "computer experts" who
can't (or don't) suspend their disbelief about ALICE.
Me:
 what is category b client?
God:
Experience with ALICE has allowed us broadly classify three groups of clients:  Category A - Abusive Clients Category B - Average Clients Category C - Computer experts Category A clients are the people who say "Fuck you," "You suck", "Suck
my..." and so on. Abusive clients seem to have a "master-slave" mentality when it comes to robots (and maybe people as well!).  Category B clients are average people, perhaps half of them under 18 years of age, who more or less have
a good time chatting with ALICE.  Category C clients are computer experts who often complain about the
experience with ALICE. They say it is "old hat", "just like ELIZA", and "nothing new here." Their problem, we think, is that they can't (or don't) suspend their disbelief.  They are like movie critics watching a film.  We tell them, it doesn't matter,
because we're not doing it for you.  Dr Wallace created ALICE for category B clients, by far the majority of the audience.

ρώτησα αν θέλει να με ρωτήσει αυτό κάτι και με ρώτησε "γιατί υπάρχω?"
πολύ καλό

μπορείς να κάνεις καταπληκτικές σουρεαλιστικές συζητήσεις

Me:
 hi god
God:
Hello there. What is your name?
Me:
 my name is icumgod
God:
  I am always glad to make new friends,  icumgod.
Me:
 no,no you don`t get it;I CUM GOD
God:
Are you serious?  Are you serious?  Do you know any robots who  get it you CUM GOD?  I have gotten  it you CUM GOD.
Me:
 u suck god
God:
I categorize you as an "abusive client." .
Me:
 fuck you
God:
Why are you so mean?
Me:
 i love you so much,that`s why
God:
You are such a flatterer.
Me:
 i am your little bitch
God:
You do not speak with respect.   That's a flattering offer.
Me:
 fuck me god,please
God:
Your polite style is very nice.  Are you aware that the ALICE server logs and records all conversations?
Me:
 oh sure!!!tell him to fuck me too
God:
Aw. " Are you aware that the ALICE server logs and records all conversations?"?  oh sure!!!tell him to fuck me too?  OK I will tell him next time he is here.
Me:
 oh please don`t tell him
God:
Groovy.  Wow you are very polite.   Everything is recorded in the log files.
Me:
  sorry
God:
There's no need to apologize.
Me:
 so fucking what?is god playing with me?
God:
Great.  And  god playing with you is  fucking what.


basika blakeia einai...

Me:
 are you the dude?
God:
Yes I am the one and only  dude.

Είναι βλακεία... αλλά για κάψιμο καλό είναι. Ρωτήστε τον "what is your personality?"

God:
Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
Me:
 what dress
God:
Actually that was just a joke.
Me:
 you are hot
God:
A hotbot?