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Title: Translating men's and women's english Post by: meltemi on March 06, 2006, 01:05:17 am Translating women's english
Yes = No No = Yes Maybe = No We need = I want I 'm sorry = You 'll be sorry We need to talk = I need to complain Sure... go ahead = I don't want you to Is my butt fat? = Tell me I 'm beautiful Do what you want = You 'll pay for this later... I 'm not upset = Of course I 'm upset, you moron! Are you listening to me?? = Too late, you 're dead... You have to learn to communicate = Just agree with me Be romantic, turn out the lights = I have flabby thighs You 're so... manly = You need a shave and you sweat a lot Do you love me? = I 'm going to ask for something expensive It 's your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now... You 're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about?? I 'll be ready in a minute = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on TV How much do you love me? = I did something today that you're really not going to like Translating men's english I 'm hungry = I 'm hungry I 'm sleepy = I 'm sleepy I 'm tired = I 'm tired Nice dress! = Nice cleavage! I love you = Let 's have sex now I 'm bored = Do you want to have sex? What 's wrong? = I guess sex tonight is out of the question... I love you, too = Okay, I said it...we 'd better have sex now! May I have this dance? = I 'd eventually like to have sex with you Can I call you sometime? = I 'd eventually like to have sex with you Do you want to go to a movie? = I 'd eventually like to have sex with you Can I take you out to dinner? = I 'd eventually like to have sex with you Will you marry me? = I want to make it illegal for other people to have sex with you You look tense, let me give you a massage = I want to have sex with you in the next ten minutes Let 's talk = I am trying to impress you by showing that I am a deep person and maybe then you 'd like to have sex with me Title: Re: Translating men's and women's english Post by: Verminoz on March 06, 2006, 01:13:15 am Χαχαχαχα, θα το έκανα ποστ κι εγώ αυτό μελτέμι!! Με πρόλαβες! Ντοινκ!!! :D :D
Title: Απ: Translating men's and women's english Post by: Nessa NetMonster on March 06, 2006, 08:50:35 am ^banghead^
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